Q: Hi, Do you know when more of the adult and duckling bent over models will be available again? Also, may the customer request their own names for the ducks? Thanks in advance for your help.
A: We don't have a definite time frame right now when we'll have more bent over models. For specific names, you can order a blank name tag and write in whatever names you'd like.

Q: hi do you know where to buy dcuk ducks not on the internet
A: While we're sure that there are brick and mortar stores that carry DCUKs wooden ducks, we don't happen to know of any.

Q: We own six dcuks. Is their any recommendation on how to perserve these dcuks? Do we need to apply any type of perservative in order to maintain its luster?
A: DCUKs are made of two different materials, both of which can be periodically treated to maintain their attractiveness. The feet and heads are made of teak, and the bodies are made from bamboo. For the teak part of your DCUKs, you can use "teak oil", which is generally available in hardware stores and many boating stores. Bamboo can be treated with a high grade mineral oil or raw linseed oil. If you prefer, you can actually use linseed oil on both (as teak oil is typically made from either linseed oil or tung oil with some added resins).

Q: I live in northern CA and have seen them in red, green, blue, and black. Do you have any of these colors?
A: No. We only carry the natural color of DCUKs.

Q: If my DCUK runs away, can I have my money back?
A: If you can provide videotaped evidence of a DCUK running away, by all means, email it to us. Such video would be as awesome as watching a dog walk on its hind legs.

Q: Do you ever get tired of answering silly questions such as - What if my duck keeps me up at night quacking - like my mallards do?
A: Of course not. We cherish each and every opportunity that we get to interact with our current and future customers. That said, if your duck is keeping you up at night, we recommend that you purchase our Ambient Sleep DVD to drown out the sounds and put you in a restful state of mind.

Q: You spelt ducks wrong. Are these going to fool birds into real ducks so we can take videos and laugh?
A: These aren't just ducks, they're DCUKs. And they might fool a real duck, but we haven't tried it. If you happen to get footage of a real duck interacting with a DCUK, please feel free to send it our way.

Q: Please, any update on when the bent over model will be available again? I want to get a set of three and one of them will be the bent over model.
A: Unfortunately, the bent over DCUK Bamboo Ducks have been discontinued. We are no longer able to stock this style. We're bummed, too!