Why do celebrities agree to make ridiculous commercials? Why do companies pay tons of money to have a famous face connected to their product? So that we can make fun of it on our blog, of course!
Darius Rucker from Hootie and the Blowfish â Burger Kingâs Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
You sang âHold My Handâ and âLet Her Cryâ, and we loved to hear you sing in the mid-90s. However, we did not love seeing you in the year 2005 wearing a cowboy costume singing about a burger in a very annoying commercial.
Joan Cusack â US Cellular
Why are you everywhere!? I donât want to try your network for 30 days. Iâd rather have 30 days without seeing a US Cellular ad.
William Shatner â Priceline.com
How could you go from being Captain Kirk on Star Trek to being the Priceline Negotiator?
Mike Ditka â Levitra
The only thing we want to see you do that is not football related is be called âthe juice box guyâ in Kicking and Screaming.
Fabio â I Canât Believe Itâs Not Butter
What was the thought process behind Fabio being the spokesperson for a butter-like product?
Heidi Klum â singing âSanta Babyâ in Victoriaâs Secret commercial
Heidi Klum has an amazing body, and thatâs fine that she is a Victoriaâs Secret model. This past holiday season, it got annoying when she became a model that sings and has waving fingers with twinkle sound effects.
Anna Nicole â Trimspa
Although she made a name for Trimspa, she was ridiculous in this commercial. âWant some money?â âLike my body?â Seriously, who wrote the script for this?
Paris Hilton â Hardees / Carls Jr.
It makes so much sense to show a really skinny girl eating a big nasty burger and trying to make it sexy. Thatâs hot.
Nsync â Chiliâs Babyback Ribs
You guys make tons of money and your faces were already all over CDs, posters, dolls, T-shirts, and tons of other products. Why did you have to go and sing a toxic little jingle for Chiliâs?
Jessica Simpson â anything (Proactiv, Pizza Hut, DIRECTV HD, Ice Breakers Liquid Ice)
Is there any endorsement deal that Jessica Simpson will turn down?
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When my husband is fast forwarding through commercials I always make him stop, back up and let me watch William Shatner. Always.
I love that pompous ass.