Just because you're famous...
Just because you have a famous parent or sibling doesn't mean that you should also be famous. I'm looking at you Hogan family, Brody Jenner, and Haylie Duff. If you've ever seen an episode of House of Carters, you'll see why all siblings are not meant to be famous because there just isn't enough talent to go around.
Doctor, do you concur?
If Urgent Care opens at 8:00 AM and I am the first person to walk in when the doors open at 8:00 AM, why do I sit in the waiting room for thirty minutes? No one is in front of me, no other patients are anywhere in the building. There are five nurses/doctors just standing around talking behind the counter making sure not to make eye contact with me, the strep throat sufferer. I'm glad that as I sit there choking on my own uvula they have better things to do like talk about last night's episode of 1 vs 100.
Man-up at that bar
If you are legally of age to be in a bar, do not open your mouth and order a Bacardi Razz, Smirnoff Triple Black, Mike's Hard Lemonade, or anything similar. You are not 17 and hanging out in a basement.
Buy me some peanuts...
Who do the makers of Crunch 'n Munch think they are? They are inferior Cracker Jacks. Cracker Jacks were around for 70 years before Crunch 'n Munch. Cracker Jacks are in the lyrics to "Take Me Out To The Ballgame". They are part of America's snacking history. There's even a sailor (Sailor Jack rules) and a dog on the box. Crunch 'n Munch doesn't even have a prize inside the box. And to the makers of Cracker Jacks, your prizes are nothing to write home about, so step it up.
Self-indulgent emails
Everyone stop forwarding those "All About Me" emails. No one cares what your favorite season is, when the last time you cried was, or where you would like to go on vacation. You are at work to do your job, not write pointless facts about yourself to all your online buddies.
Great entry!!
Great entry!!