
"Of course, we intended for Cocaine energy drink to be a legal alternative the same way that celibacy is an alternative to premarital sex."
Ummm, what?

Do you know who said that? Who could possibly have no other human to sympathize with other than Osama Bin Laden?
R. Kelly, of course. People do not like child pornography connoisseurs. Duh.

What? This brilliant quote is brought to you by Jessica Simpson. At least this quote has nothing to do with tuna, wigs, or John Mayer.


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