Say What?

One of the partners at Redux Beverages (Clegg Ivey) said this when Cocaine was pulled from stores:

"Of course, we intended for Cocaine energy drink to be a legal alternative the same way that celibacy is an alternative to premarital sex."

Ummm, what?

"All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through."

Do you know who said that? Who could possibly have no other human to sympathize with other than Osama Bin Laden?

R. Kelly, of course. People do not like child pornography connoisseurs. Duh.

“I dress for men. I dress for men and myself. If I’m dressing for men, then I know it’s good for myself!”

What? This brilliant quote is brought to you by Jessica Simpson. At least this quote has nothing to do with tuna, wigs, or John Mayer.