There are so many euphemisms, synonyms, slang, etc that sometimes it can be hard to know what means what. Here's some help, ya heard?
Mantastic - Feeling truly fantastic after successfully completing a very macho act. Example: After 12 beers, a giant leap over the blazing bonfire, and a long makeout session with his girlfriend, Jimmy felt mantastic.
Clicktease - When an ad or link seems like it will take you to a pornography site. It is misleading and does not take you to any kind of sexual material. Example: Darn! Instead of being an ad for a website with free pornography, it was just a clicktease that led me to a site for refinancing mortgages.
King Kong - An obnoxiously loud car stereo system. Includes sub woofers and amps to make it "thump" really hard. Example: You can hear him coming from a mile away. He's got some dope King Kong in his trunk.
Locationship - A short-lived romantic relationship that occurs while on vacation. It can seem like a real relationship, does not have the usual commitment, and if the opportunity should arise, the relationship can be resumed. Example: She had a week-long locationship with him last summer in Miami.
Drunk Catcher - Something that is difficult to avoid while drunk. This could be a tree branch, hole in the ground, uneven sidewalk, or many other obstacles that a drunk person might come across while stumbling to the next bar. Drunk catchers can be ranked by class according to difficulty, with 5 being the highest and 1 being the lowest. Example: I cut my knee and ruined my jeans on a class 5 drunk catcher Saturday night.
Pre-pull - Pulling the car door handle at the same time that the driver unlocks the door, thus not unlocking the door. Example: My bad, man. Hit the unlock again. I pre-pulled.
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