Sometimes, where someone has decided to get a tattoo can reveal a little something about that person's personality. Sure, it is stereotyping, but stereotypes don't just come out of no where.
Upper Arm
Classic tough guy or wannabe tough guy. If the tattoo goes all the way around the upper arm (like barbed wire) you are a tool that fell for a trend.
Neck/Face
You think you are hardcore and want that sucker to be seen by everyone all the time. Say hey to Jeffrey Sebelia for me.
Lower Back
Ahh, the "tramp stamp". You wear really low-cut jeans, let your thong peek out, and like it. You're probably just dying to be the next girl Akon brings up on stage.
Ankle
You are a good girl trying to be just a little bit bad, especially if it is a heart, flower, or cross. Nice try, but we know you still return your library books on time.
Knuckles
Intimidating others is one of your hobbies. You like words and phrases that are preferably 8 characters long.
Belly Button
You are weird for showcasing your belly button and believe that you have a good stomach that should be showed off. You probably do not have a good stomach.
Lower Hip/Groin
You think it's somewhere that no one will see it. Nice try. I know you're showing it to plenty of people.
UPDATE:
Chest
Woman: You want to draw attention to your cleavage. Plain and simple. Man: You are trying (unsuccessfully) to camouflage your man-boobs.
Shoulder Blade
You want everyone else to have to look at it, but not subject yourself to looking at it every day.
MINE IS ON MY RIGHT SHOLDER............I LOVE IT....ALSO ON MY LEFT RIST.....
I think you need to keep your opinions to yourself instead of puttin people down mate! Its just pathetic, the things people do for a bit of attention these days!
ok i don't mind what it says 4 mine
i want mine on my shoulder
ok i don't mind what it says 4 mine
i want mine on my shoulder
basically, if they didn't mention where yours is, than your normal? cool. so, forearm, hip and head are ok?
It IS a funny post!
I don't think this is funny. People get tattoos that suit them and they decide where they have them according to where they think they look nice and whether they will be suitable at work. And they are not all just fashion statements, a lot of them actually mean something.
This blog was supposed to be humorous and not indicitave of your actual personality disorder. Please be careful not to leave a response that shows you're quite a dummy.
is there someplace on my body to get a tattoo and you guys not rip on it? assholes...
I don't really fit into any of this. What about ribcage?
True on many counts, but you're wrong about the armband. It's only toolish if it DOESN'T go all the way around. THOSE people are full of shit.
ssstttupid post :|
I definitely want to get my ears done. That is just ridiculously sexy for me. Might be awkward if I bald though. Middle aged and suddenly my tattoos are on display all the time!
My tat covers by right breast, the right side of by back and entire shoulder and bicep. you know what it means? it mean's thats where i decided to get my tattoo, and it means you're still a pussy doucebag who hides behind your "blog"...
stumbled on this page. tattoo haters are just people too pussy to get one of their own, and are probably just jealous of people with sweet looking ink.
"Sure, it is stereotyping, but stereotypes don't just come out of no where."
Actually stereotypes come out of peoples asses, alot like this blog entry. I bet you don't have a tattoo, now do you? If you are planning on getting one I'd love to hear where.
I want to do a tattoo on Lower Hip/Groin (bikini line). Any websites you might recommended to get tattoo designs/ideas...please advise
Thanks!
boo. you whore.
So what about ones on the feet? I have one on my foot and one that's between my shoulder and my neck...owell. I still like em regardless of what people say!
I love the tramp stamp N.T.N.
I love tramp stamps...its like a bullseye!!!!
im a tattoo virgin im looking into getting my first tattoo on my lower back or on my hip by my bikini line if anyone has any suggestions plz contact me
ok so mine is on my ankle and it is a tribal with hearts but that deffinitely doesnt mean im a good girl!!! there just stereotypes they dont fit everyone!
Dude the one about putting a tattoo on your hip is so true, when I first got mine I totally showed everyone (but I got it there because I'm persuining a career as a secondary education major). This was the cherry on the top of my day!
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Yea umm... I have one on my upper back and its my last name in old english! Lets here a stereotype for that one! I think u may just be full of it and wish you had tattoos where everyone else has them! I think its neat that you can talk about everyone else lets hear some about you and see some of your tattoos! P.S. Get a Life!!!
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mine is on my left topside wrist whats that
didn't I see something like this on "The Mind of Mencia"?
My boyfriend has a tattoo on top of his penis and you can only read the whole thing when it's fully erect: Slow Drill.
When it's flacid, you can only see Slow
Good thing it's not Small Drill eh?
Mine are inside my wrists, on my foot, on the backs of my calves and one on each outside of my lower legs....and one inside my bottom lip. Where do those go?
Mines on my foot by my toes. Guess that has no stereotype.
Shoulder blade - got one of those - my kids asked what I was laughing at when I read your blog
p.s Once I had a boyfriend with tattooed knuckles - I took him home to meet my mother - she thought he was a polite lad and too good for me
What about forearm tats? I have three, one on my right wrist, one on my outer right forearm, and one on the inside of my left forearm.
Mine are located upon the top of my foot, going all the way up my leg, and behind my ear.
the ear one (which could technically be classed as neck ) doesn't quite fit into the 'be seen by all' catagory, as my hair coveres it most of the time.
Which must mean I need to shave my head again :)
Funny post, enjoyed it.
mine is on my shoulder blade. how's that?
But... I don't fit into any of these! Mine's on my chest. Stereotype mine as well. Do it!