Slang 101 is back in session for a second semester.
Kangaroo - A female who has a large lower half of the body but a regular-sized top half. Example: Her butt takes up two seats on the bus, but she wears size small shirts! What a kangaroo!
Hamwich - Ham and sandwich combined to make one word. Example: My mom packed me a hamwich and Snack Pack for lunch!
Webmerized - Being mesmerized and totally submersed in the Internet. Example: John is so webmerized that he passed up World Series tickets to stay home and play World of Warcraft.
Crop Dusting - A stealth tactic of farting while walking past a person or group, leaving behind a stench and the blame on someone else; a walk-by-farting. Example: Joseph ate at Chipotle and then went crop dusting around the mall.
Pregzilla - An unpleasant and angry pregnant female. Similar to bridezilla, the term for a heinously mean and bossy bride-to-be. Example: Janet is constantly whining about getting fat and she has hoarded all of the cookies in the house. She's such a pregzilla.
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