I'm sure we've all been to Wal-Mart. Chances are you saw and heard some pretty interesting things while you were there, even if it was just for a few minutes. Here are some things I doubt that you'll ever hear while at Wal-Mart.
"There were so many empty spaces in the parking lot!"
"My girlfriend told me to come here to buy her engagement ring."
"Everyone looks so normal."
"We only buy American-made products."
"I love the peanut butter here."
"We're going out of business."
"Why don't they open early on the day after Thanksgiving?"
"I could never afford that."
"Wow, this place is the Rolls-Royce of retail."
"I wish this CD wasn't full of explicit lyrics."
"Nope, they don't accept food stamps here."
"That woman working the cash register is the hottest young lady I've ever seen."
"The manager said that Wal-Mart has no intentions of taking over the world."
"It's so clean in here."
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