Spandex should be banned.
Why? Why do people wear spandex? Male or female, it is not attractive. No one wants to see everything you've got (or don't). Do people not realize that spandex is distracting in a bad way? No one's looking at the faces in this picture. Nasty.
But, oh, oh those summer nights...
Attention karaoke singers: stop singing songs from Grease. It is highly annoying and unoriginal. Summer Nights is a really lame song anyways. Bury it.
Wear your dog like a fanny pack!
There are tons of products for sale that are not useful for me personally. But, those products might be useful for someone. People in the world are actually buying this harness-like contraption that carries a dog. Do dogs not like to actually walk when they go outside for a walk?
"We'll hang out at the coolest bars"
I cannot stand Nickelback. The lyrics, the sound, the looks, and the repetitious radio play drive me crazy. How did they convince all of those celebrities to be part of the video for Rockstar? Anyone else sick of the long-haired Jesus look?
RE: Bluesman
Apparently you don't notice, but this blog is supposed to be funny.
Spandex = Funny
Floods = Not Funny
Jesus Look = Funny
Mass Murder = Not Funny
Hey Beth, so much to whine about and so little time eh? ;-)
Why not moan about the politicians sending nations to war on nothing more than lies (remember the ones about WMDs and Osama being in Iraq, for starters) ?
How about the killing of a million Iraqis so far (in a war based entirely on lies) ?
Or about the price of food going up by 40% in the last year in Pakistan (and other 3rd world countries) ?
Or the floods in India, Kenya Peru, and Sri Lanka (to name but four) at the moment ?
What about the upcoming humanitarian disaster in Senegal (or the ongoing one in Darfur)?
Or the holocaust occurring in Gaza ?
Oh I see (from what you have posted) that banal music, bimbos abusing their dogs, and current fashions in professional sportswear are *the* most important issues in your little world ...
Well done, you have *such* a profound grip on what is important and what isn't
You must feel SO proud
I'm surprised your rant doesn't include a mention of Nickelback's lead singers' new flat-ironed look in his song with Carlos Santana. I think it's even more annoying than the repetitive radio play of the other songs. Just seeing his super-straight hair makes me want to kick his ass.