Use A Paperclip To Win $1,000,000

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There are hundreds of uses for a simple paperclip. A list of over 100 uses (some realistic and useful, some creepy and ridiculous) can be seen here. Here's 10 interesting ways that someone might actually use a paperclip, other than to hold papers together.

  • Lottery Ticket scratcher (Because coins or fingernails are hard to come by.)
  • Substitute a lost Monopoly or Clue gamepiece (Who done it? I believe it was Colonel Mustard in the Billiard Room with the Paperclip.)
  • Nose weight for paper airplanes (Add some extra zoom to that little guy, champ.)
  • Ornament hook (Believe it or not, many ornaments do not come with a hook.)
  • Unclog salt and pepper shakers (For those of you who don't love to intake large amounts of sodium, your shakers might actually have a chance to get clogged.)
  • Tool to flick crumbs out of the keyboard (Who hasn't eaten while at their desk?)
  • Mark pages in a book or catalog (Paperclip the pages with presents you want and "accidentally" leave it on the coffee table.)
  • Unclog a bottle of glue (How can you make a construction paper masterpiece if the glue won't come out!?)
  • Hair barrette (Since bobby pins or a pack of Goody's are SO expensive.)

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