You've heard of Everyone Poops? Well, this post is "Everyone Fights". People aren't the only ones who can be excessively violent with one another (although we do have certain advantages that other animals don't, like advanced reasoning skills). We give you:
1. Cat Fight: When you combine the clever intro with the cats' rapid-fire boxing techniques, you get one of the most entertaining cat fight videos I've ever come across.
2. Dog Fight: We're not fans of Michael-Vick-style dog fights. That's just sick. EPF Extreme Poodle Fight however, is quite possibly the prissiest dog fight you'll ever watch.
3. The Ferret Fight: I almost expected these two to end up in a knot at some point.
4. Parrot Fight: The best thing about this video is that there's a cup of food at each end of the perch, yet the two continue to fight over one piece of (what looks like) dried banana.
5. Bug Fight: Let me just say that it was not easy to find a decent bug fight that didn't involve death. The one below is good, though. The first ant is all like, "This is one sweet dandelion...hey, wait a second, what are you doing on my dandelion? Get your own!" and the other little guy is like, "Hey bro, there's plenty of flower here for the both of us!" Then they get to scrapping.
6. Fish Fight: Are they making out or fighting? Does it really matter?
7. Turtle Fight: Yes, it's every bit as fast-paced as you might expect.
8. Gorilla Fight: This is one gorilla video that Vat19's own gorilla, Percy, did not star in. And if you're not familiar with Percy, check out the videos for the Kapoosh, Flying Alarm Clock, and Hot Hugs Stuffed Animals.
9. Turkey Fight: Two birds banging heads.
10. Giraffe Fight: Nobody ever suspects the giraffes. They almost look like they would fall apart if they fought. Clearly, that's not the case.
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