Catalogs are not cheap to make and distribute, so one would think that only the very best products and photos would make it into a catalog. Apparently, this is not always true. Trees were killed so that households could be exposed to these photos.
The Mitten Blanket

This is such a stupid photo. I would love to watch this lady try to turn the pages of her book while wearing this thing. They could have shown her using a TV remote, snuggling, or just doing nothing. But no, they had to show her doing an activity that is not very easy to do with mittens on. Why not show her typing on her laptop?
The Double Spoon Rest

OK, this product is actually useful, but the design is a little bit...vulgar.
Cubs Win Poster

What a pointless item to buy. Sure, the Cubs may win regular-season games and even some post-season games, but when do they ever win anything significant enough to deserve a commemorative poster? Certainly not since 1908. Ha.
Portable Sauna (creepy guy attempting to be seductive not included)
What nasty little line is about to come out of Sir Sauna's mouth? Why was he told to pose with his grinning face leaning on his arm like that? Does the lady have an icy cocktail that she is delivering to the guy sitting in a hot sauna?


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