Imagine flipping through a catalogue only to stumble upon the "Rodent Guillotine." That's right. I said guillotine. Stated as "the most humane method to dispense with a subject" somehow doesn't sit right with me. Am I the only one who feels this way?
It boasts a large, stable base, hardened blades for long service, and ambidextrous configuration in the ad - because using a certain hand apparently makes all the difference. Oh, and don't forget, it comes in 3 sizes: small, medium, and large. I don't even want to think about what type of "large" animal ANYONE plans on decapitating.
Sadly though, the most shocking of this whole ad is the price tag. The smallest one comes in at a hefty $495.00 which only has an opening of 1.5 in. by 1.5 in. Poor little Harry the hamster. Never knew what was comin'.
So the next time you need some sort of punishment for that badly-behaving rodent of yours, pick up the Rodent Guillotine. It's sure to be a crowd pleaser.
That is so vile. People who invent these things deserve to have their d.ks put in them and the hatchet brought down.