I love me some toast (and French toast!) but I do not love the myriad of toast products that are available. Sure toast is delicious and simple, but what is the fascination with wanting other objects that look like toast? Remember when that piece of toast with an image of Virgin Mary on it sold for $28,000 on eBay to Golden Palace Casino? Ridiculous.
In case you've missed the junk you can buy that looks like toast, here's a crash course.
Inflatable Toast
Tic Tac Toast
Toasted Notes
Toast Pillow
Toast Chair
Toast Dog Treats
Toast & Toaster Costume
Holy Mary Toast Stamper
Toast, the most marvelous thing which could have ever happened to the miraculous invention of sliced bread! No butter on it for me though, I prefer my toast jammed :D.
It is very annoying when butter is so cold and hard you can't even spread it! You'd think anyone working in a restaurant would know this. I love IHOP's food, but when I look around at some of the customers I shudder in disgust.
You know it really bothers me how they always show toast with a big old pad of butter on it. I actually prefer for my toast to look yellow (as in the pillow). Yes, the toast looks pretty with a nice yellow square on it, but in real life it's quite disgusting when you get a big block of butter on your toast and then you bite into it. Hence, this is the perfect time for a plug for the butter bell. I think the butter bell should be mandatory in all breakfast restaurants since there's nothing worse than trying to spread that pad of butter onto your toast when you're hungry on Sunday morning, sitting in iHOP, surrounded by gainers who want to eat you while they wait for their food...