Top 10 Terrible Fortune Cookies

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I am a frequent Chinese restaurant visitor, and I must say that the best part of the meal is cracking open the fortune cookie to see what the future holds. However, a few weeks ago, I received a horrible fortune that read "Don't waste your time, it's not worth it." What's that about? Aren't fortune cookies supposed to be positive and happy? Apparently NOT.


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So this got me thinking; what are some of the worst fortunes people have received from these seemingly innocent little cookies? With a little bit of internet research, I have compiled this Top Ten list of the worst fortunes from Chinese food lovers like myself:


1. Embrace mediocrity. It suits you.

2. Sorry, this is a BYOF cookie.
3. Don't hold your breath.
4. That wasn't chicken.
5. You are not illiterate.
6. You gonna eat that?
7. Be decisive. Maybe. If you want to.
8. Lucky numbers....666.
9. People are just being nice.


...And the best, Worst fortune cookie is...


10. Help! I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

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