We've all probably seen interesting products that open alcohol, such as hats, belt buckles, and sandals that have bottle openers. This summer, take it up a notch and get something that can store and conceal your alcohol. And no, I'm not talking about a traditional flask that can fit in your pocket.
You might be wondering where or why you would need to use any of the products I'm about to mention. Let me tell you a true story.
I know someone who purchased a large bottle of water, dumped it out, filled it up with vodka and Sprite and then re-sealed the bottle cap with super glue. Where did this happen? At an outdoor concert venue with security sweeps at the entrance. Why did this happen? An unwillingness to pay $9.00 per beer.
If this person would've had one of these products, the hassle and taste of super glue could've been avoided.
Flask Flip Flops
These flip flops from Reef have a flask (or "canteen" as they call it) and a bottle opener. I can deal with the bottle opener on a shoe because maybe the glass part won't actually come into contact with the shoe. I don't think I'm willing to drink anything dispensed from a shoe. It would be hot since it's been walked on all day and it might taste like plastic, not to mention dealing with the fact that it came out of a germy sandal. Smuggling a couple shots can't be worth this.
Seat Cushion Flask
The Seat Cushion Flask (it also has a cutesy name, Sippin' Seat) actually makes sense. You don't have to wear it and it isn't very gross. Sporting events are notorious for having overpriced beverages. You might have to pay $5.00 for a bottle of Coke, but you'll be adding that Jack for free!
Beer Belly Fatso Flask
How desperate are you if you'd rather strap on a big fat belly and carry around extra unattractive "weight" than pay for alcohol? Do you just get skinnier and skinnier throughout the day as you drink the contents of your strap-on belly flask? The Beer Belly stupid and I'll leave it at that.
Beth, I'm disappointed in you! How did the Wine Rack not make the list???
Hi Beth - those are really cool products - especially the flip flops. I don't know if I'd go so far as to use them to avoid paying high alcohol charges but they'd be useful for storing water in when you're on the beach.