What is Liquid ASS? According to their website, it is a "power-packed, super-concentrated liquid [that] begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo." By the way, I'm not capitalizing the ASS for no reason; that's how they do it.
When I first saw Liquid ASS, I didn't think people were actually buying this and that if they were that they'd be high school kids spraying the stuff in class.
I was totally wrong. There are a few videos posted on their website, and all of them are from adults. As immature and gross as it is, it would be really funny to spray this stuff and watch people have disgusted reactions.
I've never smelled it, but apparently it is incredibly gross. Even though I know it will make me gag, I want to smell it to see just how bad it is.
Here's a video from a guy who gets a bunch of Liquid ASS and sprays it around the bathroom at his office. Two of his co-workers end up gagging over a toilet because it smells so awful! I think it'd be funnier if he would just let people discover the stench on their own rather than prompting them, but it's still kind of funny.
If you want more where that came from, check out his YouTube channel. I don't even think this guy works for or sells Liquid ASS, and yet he spends all of this time video taping his Liquid ASS pranks! That's quite a devoted customer.
The guys at Liquid ASSets Novelties will send you 25 free bottles of this stuff if you send them a video and they post it. Seeing how Vat19 has awesome video skills, I'm pretty sure we could earn the free bottles. However, with all of the new product videos we've been adding I don't think we have time for prank videos. Boo hoo.
The conference room chairs at work smell bad during the summer. If I sit on a chair the BO and shit smell tranfers to my pants. It's so strong that it doesn't come out in the wash.
My GF says it's from all the spread shit holes making contact every day. I say it's from 1 or 2 smelly sphincters.
We have an agreement for me to get to the bottom of it. I will keep track of those visiting the bathroom and staying in for more than a couple of minutes. That means they took a shit.
If it's just 1 or 2 then it will be interesting if they have anything in common all men, women, etc.
If I find suspect(s) how can I get a whiff of their butthole to confirm they are adding the scent??? Chair sniffing?