It's pretty insane how much spam I get each day. Most of them are for Viagra and other pills, but I also get a lot for watches. Well, at least if I trust the subject lines they are about watches. I think email spam is incredibly annoying and I loathe the "people" that send it. But, I'm not going to go into a long rant about how much I hate email spam because it isn't anything new and I think we can all agree that it sucks.
Recently, I'm receiving Viagra spam emails with interesting subject lines. There's probably a decent chance that you have received some of these same emails. It's like some giddy, horny 13-year-old on his way to becoming a full grown pervert is coming up with these subject lines. Here are some of the most creative subject lines from Viagra spam emails. These are all from emails I have actually received, word for word.
11. "Get armed with a huge love cannon"
10. "Like a pocket elephant in your pants"
9. "Raid her vault tonight"
8. "So big my underwear is too tight"
7. "Drive crazy any chick with your mega super stick"
6. "Now you can change the women like you change socks"
5. "You will always have noontime in your pants"
4. "You can wear your swimming trunks like a crown"
3. "Your member will be so strong you will be able to break the wall with it"
2. "She will want you right in the public bathroom on your date"
1. And quite possibly the weirdest one ever - "With your big horse you can insert him even into the Statue of Liberty"
Heh! I just got #1 and was going to save it so I could mention it on my own blog, but I accidentally deleted it. Luckily, you preserved it for posterity.