Cheap Thangs: July 2009 Archives

I get shocked a lot. And I don't mean emotional shock. I mean static shock, mostly from car and door handles. I often find myself pausing before touching them, bracing myself for the inevitable SNAP. It's a horrible feeling, awaiting the impending doom of a big ol' static shock.

Thank goodness for this little guy, the LCD Static Eliminator. Just touch him to whatever metal surface that might have a static charge, and he'll eliminate the charge without a snap or sting. Then you are free to open a door or touch a car without fear. And it attaches to your keyring. Handy!

While it is creepy, many people think that little kid's underpants are cute. They have those thick, colorful boarders at the seams and come in fun patterns. The Underpants Purses aren't made from real underpants, which at least tones down the creepy factor a little bit.

A small zippered case that looks like a pair of kid's underwear is stupid looking. Why would you want this? On second thought, don't answer that.