Just Plain Unnecessary: June 2009 Archives

Trash: Beltz Bib

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Wow, how sad are your lifestyle and eating habits if you need one of these? It's one thing to eat while you're driving every now and then, but to do it so often that you need to buy an in-car eating bib is just crazy. This product should not be necessary. Don't try to eat messy foods in your car or don't miss your mouth.

I would love to see someone driving down the road scarfing down some messy fast food while wearing this...just so I can confirm that someone bought one.

Trash: Brownie Pops Mold

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I know that baking enthusiasts just love all of the different pans and molds out there, such as the Brownie Pop Mold. It's neat to make baked goods in cool shapes. However, I don't think a Brownie Bite on a stick is a cool shape. It's actually kind of weird looking, like a giant brown gumdrop.

Do you want to see a really cool brownie pan? Check out the Edge Brownie Pan. This odd looking brownie pan makes normal looking brownies, each with two or more edges.

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One word: Obnoxious.

Three reasons:

1) These Ice Cream Sundae Speakers are BIG. 17" high and 17" wide. That's a heck of a lot of shelf or counter space that you're losing with these babies.

2) They're $1250.00 for a pair. I assume you're paying for excellent speakers, although the specs on the product page are jibberish to me, so I can't say for sure. But if you're enough of an audiophile to drop $1250 on speakers, do you really want them disguised as ice cream?

3) These faux sundaes don't even look good. If you want to make a great fake sundae, put a couple of "scoops" of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry together with some colorful sprinkles and a fudge drizzle. Don't build a random mound of lumpy, melty vanilla and put veins of chocolate on it. Ew.

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