Seriously?: July 2009 Archives

beer holster.jpg

Am I the only one who thinks beer holsters are lame? Granted, the one above doesn't look nearly as ridiculous as the one that goes all the way around your waist like a toolbelt. But still, I think this just looks silly, not to mention potentially uncomfortable and restraining with the leg strap. And how do you sit without spilling beer all over the place?

The solution, my friends, to hands-free beer transportation is the Beer Pouch Sweatshirt Hoodie. It holds your beer AND insulates it. It's also comfy, and it'll still hold your beer upright when you go to sit down. Win.

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After some serious deliberation - in that, I thought about it for maybe 3 minutes - I've decided that the Pet's Eye View Camera is, sadly, trash.

Don't get me wrong. I love my dog, and I've often wondered what the world looks like through her eyes. However, I'm thinking that if you strap the Pet's Eye View Camera on your dog's leash, you're going to get a lot of pictures of grass, their bed, their water/food bowl, and, dare I say it, the private areas of other dogs. You know it's true! And if your dog or cat does happen to be doing something exciting, like chasing a ball or a mouse, the picture's probably going to be blurry.

Save yourself the 30 or so dollars and follow your dog or cat around for a day, snapping pictures with your own camera. They'll come out a lot better, and you and your best friend will have some great bonding time.

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What in the heck are these for!? I seriously cannot think of a single situation when you would need these, want these, or where these would be funny. Are these for the next generation of ravers? I guess that means glow sticks are out. Now you need a Party Rat.

The name doesn't even mean anything! Yes, these little lights look like rats, but so what? Is a "party rat" something that I just don't know about? "Party animal", yes. "Party rat", no.

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