Abacus Keychain: Get your count on!

Some fun-facts about abaci (that's the plural form of abacus)

• The abacus was invented sometime between 1000 BC and 500 BC
• The abacus can be used for multiplication, division, addition, subtraction, square root and cube root (I'm not even sure what a cube root is).
• Learning our base-10 number system is surprisingly difficult (although us adults take it for granted). Apparently, a 6-year old learns to count to 100 by rote. They actually aren't aware of the patterns involved.
• Abaci are commonly used by the blind.

You will be infinitely more awesome if you carry the Abacus Keychain

While we do not have any quantitative research to support our assertation, empirical evidence suggests that people who carry the abacus keychain are more likely to:

• Fall asleep quickly. Counting sheep with an abacus is very tiring.
• Win big at the casino. Counting cards is much easier with an abacus. If confronted by security, simply state incredulously, "Seriously, who would count cards with an abacus?!"
• Impress the special person in your life. Let's say you take your hot date to the newest, fanciest restaurant in town. When it comes time to figure the tip, pull out your abacus keychain, slide the beads around in a James Bond-esque style and then state confidently, "Twenty percent. $18.72. Thanks, abacus keychain". We're sort of kidding. But we're dead serious.

Your Abacus Keychain will arrive in this nice gift box.