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Big Daddy Jumbo LighterGiant flint wheel lighter.
This product is no longer available. Currently, Vat19.com no longer offers this item for sale and has no plans to sell the product in the immediate future.
Watch our Big Daddy Jumbo Lighter Video Anybody got a light?The next time a beautiful lady asks, "Anybody got a light?", you'll smirk knowing that no matter how quickly the other gents produce lights, you'll be the only one who captures her attention. Once your giant lighter gets you a few minutes of one-on-one, then you can give her your annoying lecture on the dangers of cigarettes, thus ending your opportunity to end your dating drought.
Jumbo Lighter is perfect for concerts!Nowadays, concert-goers will wave any puny light-emitting device during a power ballad. Some people put a picture of a lighter on their cell phone and wave that around. Wow, that's soooo r-o-c-k. With the Big Daddy Jumbo Lighter, you're saying to your fellow music lovers, "Move aside as I raise my giant torch to the Gods of Rock. I wouldn't want you to get burned." Don't be surprised if the lead singer notices your God-like flame and invites you on stage to rip an ear-melting guitar solo.
This Giant Lighter will minimize, but not completely cure SDSSDS (Severe Douchebag Syndrome) is a non-life-threatening condition that is characterized by massive amounts of hair gel, obnoxious facial expressions and hand gestures, a lack of buttoned shirts, excessive man-jewelry, and fake tans. Huge lighters such as the Big Daddy Jumbo Lighter are recognized in most medical journals as having a significant positive effect in reducing SDS behavior. As you'll see in the before and after photos below, the giant novelty lighter's effect is oftentimes breathtaking. SDS photo (before introduction of the Jumbo Lighter)As you can see in the picture below, our subject is experiencing a full-on SDS flare-up. Our forensic photo examiners postulate that this SDS sufferer may even wax his eyebrows. His SDS index is dangerously high at positive 13.5. (Side note: While there is no theoretical limit to the SDS index, the current high score of 19.5 is shared by all three Gotti boys.)
After the introduction of the Jumbo Lighter, SDS index drops 15 points!As the "after" photo shows, our SDS sufferer is still hanging out at the club, but he's lost the fake necklace, ridiculous jacket, hand jewelry, and head tilt. However, the introduction of the Jumbo Lighter was unable to cure the facial smirks and hand gestures. In summary, we believe the Jumbo Lighter to be an effective weapon against SDS.
$14.95
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Your questions that have been answered by the Vat19.com staff
Q: I think my friend suffers from SDS. Do you know where I can get him tested? Q: It looks just like a giant Zippo. True? Q: Can I refill the lighter? Q: We tried regular size flints for this lighter, but doesn't seem to work, Does this take special flints? if so where do you find them? Q: is it hard to light?? Q: It looks heavy...is it? Q: Is the wick replaceable? If so, what kind of wicks are used? Q: Hi, I live in Australia and I was wondering how much in postage please to Perth Western Australia , and also is this USD dollars as if the price is right I would be purchasing more than one . Ellen Q: I think I'm going to get this for one of my pyro-ish friends. Q: Can these lighters be engraved?? Q: were do you get a wick for this thing ,or does it use jump rope? Q: i know it ships empty but does it come with any lighter fluid at all? Q: Do we just blow out the flame when we want to "turn it off"? Q: I've seen this giant lighter with a gold case, were can I buy this? Q: Is this discontinued? You said it was on youtube. Q: Will you be able to ship this jumbo lighter to Singapore ? Q: Do you ship to England Q: This is so awesome, people are constantly stealing my lighters, but now there is literally no way they can get away with that without me noticing. This very well may be the last lighter I ever buy. Q: does it come in different colors?
Q: Does it come with flint and a wick big chappy?
Q: Is it possible for you to ship it to Dubai, UAE if i place an order? Q: What is SDS? Q: Can you ship this item to Canada? Q: is it heavy? Excuse the shameless cross promotion...but you may also like these items:
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