Organizing your takeout menus doesn't mean you have to organize the rest of your life.

Don't freak out that if you buy the Takeout Menu Organizer that you suddenly have to start picking up your dirty laundry, taking out the trash, and doing the dishes. It just means that you can be more efficient at not cooking for yourself!

So, here's what the Takeout Menu Organizer is: A hardcover 3-ring binder with nine tabbed dividers featuring menu storage pockets. For "flare", the Takeout Menu Organizer also includes a 50-sheet pad and pen for writing down large orders. There's also a section of "tips on tipping" such as how much tip to give, when to give a tip, and a table for calculating your tip.

The Takeout Menu Organizer is a 3-ring binder specially designed for organizing take-out menus.

Dear Vat19, I don't understand why I need the Takeout Menu Organizer

You're right. You don't need it. You could just as easily go out to Staples, Office Max, or Office Depot and buy yourself a 3-ring binder. Then you can buy yourself a 9-pack of tabbed storage folders (do they come in packages of 9?), one notepad, and a black pen. Don't forget the X-Acto knife for slicing a slit in the inside cover of the 3-ring binder to hold the notepad. You may also want to get a Sharpie or two so you can draw a handy table for calculating tips. Oh, and don't forget those little perforated tab thingies so you can label each of the dividers.

Are we being too snotty? Probably. We're sorry about that. The point we're making is that the Takeout Menu Organizer is perfectly designed for storing all of your takeout menus and it already exists. It doesn't require three hours of crafting to create. More importantly, the Takeout Menu Organizer helps you make quick work of ordering food, which is especially important when you're dying of hunger.

$19.95

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