Results tagged “catalog” from The official blog of Vat19.com

Earlier this year, Vat19.com/blog brought you a list of Ridiculous Catalog Photos. We are back with more awful catalog photos, just in time for Valentine's Day. All we can say is that what some people think is sexy, others might find sleazy.

The Pole Dancing Kit

This photo is so awful, its good. The clear stripper heels, the tattoo on the ankle, the red feather boa on the ground. Good news fellas, this stripper pole can support up to 300 pounds! Delightful.

The "Naughty Knot"

Impressive. She knows how to loop, swoop, and pull. Did she steal this giant bow from the Lexus Christmas commercials?

Crazy Cluck Chicken

You have to choke the Crazy Cluck Chicken in order to make it sing and dance. Really? Would it have been too un-perverted to simply squeeze its beak or belly?

Catalogs are not cheap to make and distribute, so one would think that only the very best products and photos would make it into a catalog. Apparently, this is not always true. Trees were killed so that households could be exposed to these photos.

The Mitten Blanket

This is such a stupid photo. I would love to watch this lady try to turn the pages of her book while wearing this thing. They could have shown her using a TV remote, snuggling, or just doing nothing. But no, they had to show her doing an activity that is not very easy to do with mittens on. Why not show her typing on her laptop?

The Double Spoon Rest

OK, this product is actually useful, but the design is a little bit...vulgar.

Cubs Win Poster

What a pointless item to buy. Sure, the Cubs may win regular-season games and even some post-season games, but when do they ever win anything significant enough to deserve a commemorative poster? Certainly not since 1908. Ha.

Portable Sauna (creepy guy attempting to be seductive not included)

What nasty little line is about to come out of Sir Sauna's mouth? Why was he told to pose with his grinning face leaning on his arm like that? Does the lady have an icy cocktail that she is delivering to the guy sitting in a hot sauna?