Results tagged “celebrities” from The official blog of Vat19.com

Trash: PopCardz

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Oh, sweet geez, they're celebrity trading cards.

PopCardz are pretty much the same thing as baseball cards, except lamer. The front features a photo of one of the "world's hottest stars", like Hayden Panettiere, Ashley Tisdale, or Dylan Sprouse. (If you don't know who these people are, ask the nearest preteen.) On the back are fun facts, like the star's favorite quote or deepest, darkest secret. Special "memorabilia" cards include a piece of clothing actually worn by the star. It's almost like you ripped it right off the celeb yourself!

The one redeeming quality about PopCardz is that, through some sort of point-and-token system, you can make a donation to charity. So, that's nice.

If Celebrities Hosted Children's Game Shows

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Celebrities that have fallen off the A-list often end up hosting game shows or reality shows just to stay in "the business" and get a paycheck. I suppose there is a slight chance that they are merely fulfilling their lifelong dream of hosting a game show, but I doubt that is typically the case. I love Family Feud, but I don't really want to see J. Peterman or Al Borland doing the hosting. I'd rather see Seinfeld and Home Improvement back on the air! (Side note: Did J.T.T. fall off the face of the earth?)

Game shows are crazier and crappier than ever. If you watched even just 10 seconds of Hole in the Wall, you know what I'm talking about. Each TV season brings a new batch of terrible game shows. Here are some shows that might be in-the-works when these celebrities fall off the A-list. I don't know that Angelina Jolie will ever drop off the A-list, I hope and pray that Paris Hilton does soon, and Dick Cheney was barely on the political A-list as Vice President, so he's definitely well on his way to the D-list.

Angelina Jolie, host of Spin The Bottle: Family Edition

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You don't have any friends to sit in your circle? No problem, just gather 'round your siblings.


Paris Hilton, host of Hot Potato

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Of course, one of the rules is that you have to say "That's hot" when you get the potato passed to you.


Dick Cheney, host of Duck, Duck, Goose

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Just to keep the show fresh and exciting, sometimes he'll yell "Quail!" and shoot a shotgun without looking.

Guess the Celebrity Eyebrows!

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Ever think about how important your eyebrows are? They may seem like the most useless thing on your face, but in fact, eyebrows can be one of your most defining characteristics. Each of the following celebrities is (or was) well-known for their distinctive eyebrows. Can you guess the celebrity just by looking at their eyebrows? Find the answers after the jump. No peeking!!!


Celebrity Eyebrow Set #1:

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Celebrity Eyebrow Set #2:

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Celebrity Eyebrow Set #3:

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Celebrity Eyebrow Set #4:

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Celebrity Eyebrow Set #5:

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Celebrity Eyebrow Set #6:

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Celebrity Eyebrow Set #7:

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Celebrity Eyebrow Set #8:

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Celebrity Eyebrow Set #9:

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Continue reading to see the answers.

Tattoo Regret: Celebrity Edition

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Choosing a tattoo is a serious decision. However, should you ever regret your tattoo and want it removed or altered, you're in luck and you'll be in the company of many celebrities. Let's take a look at some celebrities who regretted their tattoos and did something about it.

Nick Lachey
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Back in the boy band era of the late 1990s, 98 Degrees was quite popular. Apparently, Nick was so proud of his band that he got its name tattooed on his arm surrounded by a sun. How clever. Eventually, Nick realized his tattoo was lame and the band wasn't cool anymore, so he had that cutesy tattoo colored in. A solid sun isn't less stupid than an outline of a sun, but whatever.


Angelina Jolie
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Haven't people learned by now not to get a tattoo of your significant other's name? After Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob split, Angelina had her "Billy Bob" tattoo removed. Now, in its place are the coordinates of the birthplaces of her children. I think the coordinates thing is kind of cool and at least once someone is your kid they are always your kid, unlike a husband or wife.


Pamela Anderson
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Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee had each other's names tattooed on their ring fingers when they got married. After one of the times the couple split, Pamela had her "Tommy" tattoo altered into "Mommy". This isn't too awful of an alteration seeing how Tommy is the father of her boys. Now if only she could get rid of that hepatitis C, too.


Pharrell Williams
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Pharrell Williams has lots of tattoos, but now he wants to clean up some of them. He's not going with the standard laser tattoo removal. Instead, he will have a new procedure where skin is grown from samples of his own skin and then sewn over the tattoos. It is similar to a skin graft, only skin isn't taken from anywhere, it is grown in a lab. This sounds pretty interesting, and hopefully he doesn't use that new skin as a blank canvas for new tattoos.

I imagine in about 10 years there will be plenty of women in their thirties who want their butterfly tramp stamps removed and guys who want their barbed wire tattoos removed. That's what you get for getting a trendy tattoo!

If you haven't had enough tattoo talk for the day, check out an older post about what the location of your tattoo says about you.

The Top 10 Tackiest People of All Time

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Ask any two people what constitutes tacky behavior and you'll likely get very different answers. For some, tacky means excessive lawn ornaments, a dozen cats, and farm animal-themed toaster cozies. For others, it's driving a car with bumper stickers or letting your bra straps peek out from underneath a tank top. And then there are those types who think you're tacky if you wear white after Labor Day or butcher the pronunciation of "foie gras" in a restaurant.

Regardless of your standards, I think most of us will agree on the tackiness of the candidates below.

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10. Richard Simmons - I think he's awesome, but look at the man - the shiny (waxed?) legs, the hot pants, the spirit fingers?? That's enough to earn the #10 spot on the list.

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9. Bret Michaels - As the lead vocalist of Poison and star of the reality show "Rock of Love", there's no denying that this guy is exactly what fathers fear most when raising daughters.

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Celebrity Who Am I?

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Attention, IMDB.com junkies - This quiz is definitely for you. We've assembled some odd celebrity facts to see if you can piece together the celebrity identity based on the facts given. To get the answers, click the "Continue Reading..."

1. Many people would say that I bear striking resemblance to the 1970s singer Gilbert O'Sullivan. Like Mr. O'Sullivan, I also go by a name that's different from my birth name, Ronald. Despite having a Hollywood career that spans decades, I've been married to the same woman since 1969. I have danced with Judy Garland, and I was present the night Natalie Wood died. I once worked as a lion tamer.

2. My godfather is Timothy Leary, and my parents were friends with Beat poet Allen Ginsberg. Junior high bullies once mistook me for a scrawny boy.

3. My father came out of the closet after I was born. I am extremely private, and Los Angeles cab drivers make a play on my name to describe my tipping habits.

4. I was born in St. Louis and, unlike many actors, I've had just one wife. My daughter's name is Molly. I bought a home from Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails.

5. My first granddaughter was born on my 34th birthday. I spent time working in a funeral home and as a bricklayer before I became a successful actress. My stage name came from the fact that I was known for being overly flatulent.

Who Said It?

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1.) "He also never acted like anything I was doing was weird. In one scene we did together I had no underwear on, just a shirt, and later he told me he'd been really shocked by that. But he acted, God bless him, like it was totally normal what I was doing, so that was sweet of him."

Which celebrity said that? Was it a) Tara Reid, b) Christina Ricci, or c) Jessica Simpson?


2.) "The 'male Paris Hilton' thing really upset me. Not the sexual aspect of it, because people can do whatever they want. But I'm an articulate, intelligent, thinking human being. The fact that some people consider me to be vapid and ridiculous upsets me. People make judgments about my character that they really don't know."

Which guy is a player whose talent is under appreciated? Is it a) Adam Levine, b) Colin Farrell, or c) Nick Lachey?


3.) "I kind of made up my mind I did not want to go back into the news division after watching the Anna Nicole Smith frenzy. I was just flabbergasted by that. How it was across the board, all encompassing, and I just thought to myself, this is not where I want to work."

Which lady is sick of celebrity news taking priority over "real" news? Is it a) Joan Lunden, b) Elizabeth Vargas, c) Maria Shriver?

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