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Opening little packets of ketchup or other condiments definitely isn't difficult or strenuous, but it can be annoying. Sometimes they don't tear enough, sometimes they tear too much, and sometimes they practically explode on you as you tear them open.
The "Khort" is a simple gadget that effortlessly and cleanly slices open those little packets. Every fast food restaurant should have one of these at each table!
Wow, how sad are your lifestyle and eating habits if you need one of these? It's one thing to eat while you're driving every now and then, but to do it so often that you need to buy an in-car eating bib is just crazy. This product should not be necessary. Don't try to eat messy foods in your car or don't miss your mouth.
I would love to see someone driving down the road scarfing down some messy fast food while wearing this...just so I can confirm that someone bought one.
Commercials. Ugh! We try so hard to avoid them. But sometimes, you just can't. Some get so drilled into your brain, you can't think of a product without singing its jingle or blurting out its catch phrase. Or sometimes you start using the phrase as part of everyday life with no association with the product, "I'm loving it" (No? Maybe it's just me). Even if you're not buying the product, they've got you hooked on something.
See if you can name the product that goes with the following slogans. If you get stumped, click on the video below it to reveal the answer and to watch the awesomely dated commercial.
1. "You've got the right one, baby. Uh-Huh!"
2. "Roll that beautiful bean footage."
Okay, that one might have been a little easy. But I just had to pay tribute to the cute/creepy talking dog.
3. "Where's the beef?"
Double feature!
4. "Don't leave home without it."
Bonus: It's got a nice Halloween feel to it!
5. "Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't."
My favorite is the guy in the principle's office.
6. "Have it your way."
Umm, check out the lady's face when the painter tells her she'll get used to it.
The list could go on. Got a good one? Leave a comment and tell us about it.
America is probably the fattest (and I'm not talking p-h-a-t) country in the world. Products like the French Fry Container are probably contributing to the fatness. It is disgusting that there are people who eat greasy fries so often that they need a container specifically designed to hold their fry box in their car.
Most fast food fry containers fit in this bad boy, so no matter where you decide to get your fry fix you can drive around while you gorge like a fast food glutton. Just one problem, where is the ketchup holder?
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