Results tagged “fat america” from The official blog of Vat19.com

Long ago, I wrote a post about fast food and chain restaurant menu items that had insanely high calorie counts. I don't even know how many calories any of the things seen on This is Why Your'e Fat contain or how many grams of fat, but there's no way these numbers wouldn't be ridiculously high. Some of the stuff is so sickeningly greasy looking and loaded with meat that it makes my stomach hurt just looking at the photos.

There's a reason why an alarming percentage of people are so fat! Just look around in public places and see what people are eating and how much of it. Some of these fat food items are actually popular and not just enjoyed by people who could care less about calorie consumption, health, or body image. I've seen deep fried Twinkies and deep fried Oreos at various festivals before. Twinkies already make most people think of gluttonous couch potatoes, so why not up the ante and deep fry them!

There are some foods that were undoubtedly created just to be gross and weird, such as the Sandwich Cake, Meat Ship (yes, a ship made of meat), and the McNuggetini. All very gross and fatty. However, there are some things on This is Why You're Fat that I would actually eat. OK, maybe not eat an entire serving of, but definitely be willing to try.

Deep Fried Moon Pie on a Stick

Moon Pies are pretty old school, but I like them. I suppose the deep frying, stick, and powdered sugar give the ol' Moon Pie a new edge. I feel like somewhere in the world someone has attempted to deep fry every food in existence.

Bacon Wrapped Mozzarella Sticks

Who doesn't love mozzarella sticks? They are a classic American appetizer and they're delicious. I'm not the hugest fan of bacon, but I think these might taste OK. Besides, bacon is trendy so I'll need to learn to deal with it. I'd forgo the marinara sauce with these though.

The 60-Pound Rice Krispie Treat

I love Rice Krispie Treats, especially those big ones you can get at bakeries and sandwich places. This one is beyond huge! I regret that my friends and I did not attempt this when we were in school. I almost put a giant Kit Kat on the list instead. If you want to learn how to make your own super-sized Kit Kat, check this out. It's awesome.

A few months ago, I wrote about some products that take out any physical effort that might be required to consume food. Sure, some of the products are just for kids to have fun with, but I can't help but think that lazy, fat people just love 'em. All of the products in this latest batch are definitely made with lazy people in mind.

Precut Brownie Pan Set

I think there is a difference between convenience and utter laziness. If you can't run a knife up and down a pan of brownies a few times, you've got problems.

Musical Cake Slicer

Maybe your excuse for having this singing cake slicer is because you can't sing very well or you thought it was just oh-so-clever. Or, maybe it is because you are too lazy to actually sing a song to someone.

America is probably the fattest (and I'm not talking p-h-a-t) country in the world. Products like the French Fry Container are probably contributing to the fatness. It is disgusting that there are people who eat greasy fries so often that they need a container specifically designed to hold their fry box in their car.

Most fast food fry containers fit in this bad boy, so no matter where you decide to get your fry fix you can drive around while you gorge like a fast food glutton. Just one problem, where is the ketchup holder?