Results tagged “lazy” from The official blog of Vat19.com

Are we serious, folks? Do we really need to purchase a $55.00 machine that dispenses paper towels for us? We've covered a few products for the lazy folk, and I think this one ranks pretty high. Grabbing a paper towel is not difficult; this is not an action that needs electronic assistance.

Also, most of us use too many paper towels anyway. I'd think people would get paper-towel-happy with this machine, especially kids. "Look, Mom! I just wave my hand and here comes a towel! Look, here comes another one. And another! La la la..."

Save yourself $55.00 and buy yourself something truly useful (and green!), like the Ultimate Cloth from Vat19. You'll spend 1/5 the money and end up with two reusable cleaning cloths that work amazingly well (with just water!).

A few months ago, I wrote about some products that take out any physical effort that might be required to consume food. Sure, some of the products are just for kids to have fun with, but I can't help but think that lazy, fat people just love 'em. All of the products in this latest batch are definitely made with lazy people in mind.

Precut Brownie Pan Set

I think there is a difference between convenience and utter laziness. If you can't run a knife up and down a pan of brownies a few times, you've got problems.

Musical Cake Slicer

Maybe your excuse for having this singing cake slicer is because you can't sing very well or you thought it was just oh-so-clever. Or, maybe it is because you are too lazy to actually sing a song to someone.

Just about every day you can hear or read about a study saying how childhood obesity is on the rise, kids don't get enough exercise, and how Americans are viewed as lazy by the rest of the world. Well, could it possibly be because of worthless products like these that promote laziness? Technology and automation is great in most cases, but human brain power should really be used for things more important than figuring out how to avoid stirring your own chocolate milk.

Automatic Sucker Spinners

How in the world is twirling a sucker in your mouth so strenuous that a battery-powered sucker spinner is needed!? Ridiculous! Besides, when you press the sucker too hard against the roof of your mouth or tongue, it stops spinning. Even if it did work well, it would still be a waste of money. If you can't turn your own lollipop, then you don't deserve to have a lollipop to begin with!

Microwave S'mores Maker

Someone must have been completely off their rocker when this was invented. As if making s'mores in the microwave isn't lazy enough already, this little s'mores maker will set the graham cracker on top for you. Place your graham cracker on the arms and then lower the arms down on top of the marshmallow. Right, because it is soooo difficult to place a graham cracker on top yourself. The arms can also hold down the graham cracker on top of the marshmallow in case squeezing the s'more together is too strenuous for you.