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It's a running joke with my friends - I am the most likely to be grossed out by foreign things in my food, so inevitably I am always the one to find them. Fortunately, the worst things I've come across are bugs and hair, but that's enough to make me lose my appetite and greatly lessen my faith in the good hygiene of my fellow Americans. Now, if I ever found any of the following nasty things in my food, I would do one of three things, if not all in succession: scream, throw up, and scour my mouth for hours with a toothbrush and Listerine.

Here's hoping we never find things this gross in our good ol' American fast food...


5. Would you like fries with your Band-Aid?
In 2005, a student at the University of Illinois purchased a bag of French fries from the McDonalds in the Illini Union Food Court only to discover a used bandage buried within them. I said a used bandage. She complained and they prepared her a fresh meal, this time putting on gloves. Would've been nice if they had done that the first time.


4. $5 buys you a sub...and a knife!
In 2008 a Queens man went to Subway and purchased a foot-long cold cut sub. After a few bites, he noticed something tasted strange. He felt something hard on the bottom of the bread, so he turned it over and saw a 7-inch knife baked inside the bread. The sharp edge of the knife was facing upward and extended up into the sandwich, so he could have easily bitten down on it had he continued eating. The knife was apparently completely filthy, and the man became violently ill, most likely from food poisoning...and complete disgust.


3. Love those mice from Popeyes
In 2003, a Baltimore man munching on his three-piece chicken meal from Popeyes bit down on something furry. A mouse. Somehow, the rodent had been battered and fried along with one of his pieces of chicken. That particular restaurant had been shut down twice in the past two years for mouse infestation and unsanitary conditions, though, so I guess he shouldn't have been that surprised. I kid, I kid!


2. It's important to practice safe clam chowder preparation
A California woman dining at seafood restaurant McCormick & Schmick's was dissatisfied with her clam chowder, so she sent it back to the kitchen to be reheated. When it was returned, she took a bite and bit down on something rubbery. Thinking it was calamari or shrimp, she spit it into her napkin only to discover that it was a rolled-up condom. She immediately fled to the bathroom and threw up. She then sued them citing emotional distress. The case was settled the day before going to trial.


1. It's probably a delicacy in some countries
I'm pretty sure everyone has heard this one. A woman in Virginia sat down to a fried chicken dinner with her family and amongst the wings came upon a fried chicken head. We're talking the whole head - eyes, beak, little wobbly thing on top, and a few feathers. The manager at the McDonalds offered a free meal - which she rightly refused - and asked that she bring the chicken head back so they could send it to the supplier. Instead, she took it to the local news so it could be televised for all the world to see (photo above).


Bonus! This is not fast-food related, but it is the inspiration for this blog post. Recently an Atlanta woman snacking on her peanut M&Ms encountered one with a particularly hard center. She spit it out and found what a local biology professor has identified as a vertebra from a small mammal. When she called Mars, the candy manufacturer, they told her it was probably a peanut twig, but they are investigating. Goodtimes!

What Your Baby's Name Says About You

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Just because she's a cute little nugget doesn't mean you should name her Nugget...


When I was young, I was sure that I would name my future daughters Denim and Lace. Fifteen years later, I shudder at the thought of doing that to my children. Your child's name is not only a huge part of his or her identity; It also says a heck of a lot about you as the parent. If today I actually had daughters named Denim and Lace, people would probably think I'm: A) an extremely young mother (like, the age I was when I seriously considered these names); B) white trash; or C) a D-list fashion designer with a penchant for classic 80s styles. I am none of these, which is why I will never name my children Denim or Lace.

Whether you like it or not, names, just like looks, are part of what people use to make an initial judgment of not just your kids, but you too. If you already have children, or if you plan to have children and already have a list of names, take a look at my little breakdown here and see if I've got you parents pegged.


If you name your son Daniel, James, John, Joseph, or Michael
Or your daughter Elizabeth, Emily, Anna, Sarah, or Catherine
Then you are boring. I'm only sort of kidding. After all, my brother's name is Michael, and while I love my parents, they are not the most exciting pair. They are dependable, no-nonsense people who, like you, are a bit introverted and aren't big on taking risks. Classic names like Michael are the least risky of them all. They are solid names that will always stand the test of time. Everyone knows how to say them and spell them, and they aren't good fodder for schoolyard taunts.


If you name your son Ethan, Landon, Braden, Caden, or Aiden (or anything else that ends in the "-aden" sound)
Or your daughter Ava, Emma, Peyton, Olivia, or Ella
Then you are a bit of a conformist, in that you like to stay up to speed on the current styles and trends. You tend to be more outgoing, charismatic, and open to change than your friends who named their kids John and Anna. Your child's furniture is most likely from Pottery Barn and he or she is always adorned in the latest styles from Baby Gap.


If you name your son Atticus, Banjo, Hudson, Quintin, or Zeno
Or your daughter Ambrosia, London, Poppy, Xanthe, or Zula
Then you don't give a crap about the trends. You expect your children to be just like you - utterly confident in who they are and unafraid to be themselves. You most likely work in a creative field, or at least have a creative hobby, and you are every inch the non-conformist. Whether you have a son or daughter, he or she has long hair that's never in pigtails or braids.

Seriously, That Exists?!?!

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I was bumming around the Internet last week when I ran across this:

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That's an axolotl. What, you've never heard of an axolotl? (And if you have, I commend you.) They hail from Mexico, and although they are commonly kept as pets, axolotls are actually near extinction in their natural habitat. Cute, isn't he?

But the axolotl made me wonder, what other crazy species are out there that we've never heard of, much less seen? Nature is one big, curious place, after all. Here are a few of those bizarre animals that you may have never known existed, and I'm pretty darn sure you'll never encounter in real life...


The Star-Nosed Mole

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You can find this fun guy in eastern Canada and the north-eastern US. His nose is made up of 22 mobile, fleshy tentacles that are used to identify food by touch. These tentacles are covered with about 25,000 minute touch receptors called Eimer's organs. That's a lot of touch receptors.


The Blobfish

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When I first saw this, I thought it was a fake photo. I mean, really? But the blobfish does in fact exist. It inhabits the deep waters off the coasts of Australia and Tasmania. Its gelatinous build is only slightly less dense than water, so it can remain buoyant in the high pressures of the deep. It reminds me of Jabba the Hut.

Top 11 Most Creative Viagra Spam Subject Lines

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It's pretty insane how much spam I get each day. Most of them are for Viagra and other pills, but I also get a lot for watches. Well, at least if I trust the subject lines they are about watches. I think email spam is incredibly annoying and I loathe the "people" that send it. But, I'm not going to go into a long rant about how much I hate email spam because it isn't anything new and I think we can all agree that it sucks.

Recently, I'm receiving Viagra spam emails with interesting subject lines. There's probably a decent chance that you have received some of these same emails. It's like some giddy, horny 13-year-old on his way to becoming a full grown pervert is coming up with these subject lines. Here are some of the most creative subject lines from Viagra spam emails. These are all from emails I have actually received, word for word.

11. "Get armed with a huge love cannon"
10. "Like a pocket elephant in your pants"
9. "Raid her vault tonight"
8. "So big my underwear is too tight"
7. "Drive crazy any chick with your mega super stick"
6. "Now you can change the women like you change socks"
5. "You will always have noontime in your pants"
4. "You can wear your swimming trunks like a crown"
3. "Your member will be so strong you will be able to break the wall with it"
2. "She will want you right in the public bathroom on your date"
1. And quite possibly the weirdest one ever - "With your big horse you can insert him even into the Statue of Liberty"

This question has nothing to do with the horrible economy or having to cut back on expenses. It's just a hypothetical situation, like a "Would you rather..." or "What if..." game.

What if you could only use electricity to power 5 things in your house? What 5 things would you choose? To make it more interesting, let's pretend you have to remain in your house for one month (this isn't for just a day!), the month is January, and your utilities are all electric, not gas.

That's a pretty tough one. There are definitely more than 5 things I use every single day which require electricity.

Here are my picks:

1. Hot water heater

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I cannot tolerate taking a cold shower in the winter. Heck no. I'm not going to power the heater because I have a real fireplace. And I'm not going to power the air conditioner because it is January in St. Louis! However, during the summer, the water heater would go bye-bye and I'd power the A/C. I can't stay in a cold, dark basement.


2. TV

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Call me a lazy TV-addict, but I'm putting my TV on the list. There are shows I really like to watch, and I'm not a big fan of watching TV shows on my computer. Plus, I like to have the news on while I get ready in the morning. I don't have the time to check traffic online. Sorry Netflix, the DVD player isn't making it on the list. I can get movies right on the TV if I really want to watch them at home.

Yes, ladies, I know most of us, if not all, have heard the rumor that mascara is made from bat poo. I've read articles that confirm the rumor and articles that dispel it and yet, still unsure, I continue to coat my eyelashes with what might actually be bat excrement. But believe it or not, bat poop may not be the most disgusting ingredient in your beauty arsenal. Let's have a look, shall we?


Disgusting Ingredient #5: The Cochineal Beetle

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Cute, isn't it? Now imagine crushing the heck out of it, gathering all the lovely red juice that oozes out, and putting it all over your lips. That is essentially what you are probably doing when coating your lips with your favorite red lipstick. The cochineal beetle is the source of carmine, a red dye often used in lipsticks and some eyeshadows. And actually, you might even find this in your strawberry yogurt or that yummy raspberry popsicle you're about to bite into, as carmine is used as food dye as well. Mmm, cochineal beetles.


Disgusting Ingredient #4: Placenta

I don't know about you, but I was hoping that the last time I'd be covered in placenta would be, you know, my birth and all. But apparently placenta is used in some skin care products with claims that it promotes tissue growth and diminishes wrinkles. Solid proof of these claims seems to be MIA, though. So, use products with placenta at your own risk, if you can stomach it.


Disgusting Ingredient #3: Bull Semen

Yeah, I read that twice too. I'll admit you probably won't find this in any woman's beauty bag, but there is a salon in Europe that offers a 45-minute hair treatment that involves a mixture of bull semen and katira plant root extract being massaged gently into the hair. Why? To boost shine, of course! Am I the only one picturing Cameron Diaz in "There's Something About Mary"? I didn't think so...


Disgusting Ingredient #2: Ambergris, aka Whale Barf

Got a signature scent? You may have a nauseous whale to thank for it. Ambergris, the byproduct of digestion from whales (or puke, in layman's terms), is often used to "fix" the scent of a perfume. But don't freak out just yet, because due to the high cost of the natural substance, synthetic versions are used more often than the real thing.


And the # 1 Most Disgusting Ingredient: Cow Dung

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Believe it or not, cow dung, the same stuff that attracts flies and repels anyone with a halfway decent sense of smell, is actually used to create a fragrance - vanilla fragrance, that is. Apparently the soft scent of vanilla can be extracted from cow poo when it is heated up under high pressure. Yeah. Heated cow dung smells like vanilla. I'll believe it when I ... no, just forget it.

So there you have it, the top five most disgusting ingredients that may very well be lurking in your beauty bag. That old fashioned practice of just pinching your cheeks for a little color doesn't sound so stupid now, does it?

Now It's Time for NAME-THAT-PRODUCT

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Commercials. Ugh! We try so hard to avoid them. But sometimes, you just can't. Some get so drilled into your brain, you can't think of a product without singing its jingle or blurting out its catch phrase. Or sometimes you start using the phrase as part of everyday life with no association with the product, "I'm loving it" (No? Maybe it's just me). Even if you're not buying the product, they've got you hooked on something.

See if you can name the product that goes with the following slogans. If you get stumped, click on the video below it to reveal the answer and to watch the awesomely dated commercial.


1. "You've got the right one, baby. Uh-Huh!"


2. "Roll that beautiful bean footage."


Okay, that one might have been a little easy. But I just had to pay tribute to the cute/creepy talking dog.


3. "Where's the beef?"


Double feature!


4. "Don't leave home without it."


Bonus: It's got a nice Halloween feel to it!


5. "Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't."


My favorite is the guy in the principle's office.


6. "Have it your way."


Umm, check out the lady's face when the painter tells her she'll get used to it.


The list could go on. Got a good one? Leave a comment and tell us about it.

"Thursday" Songs

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For today's post, I've compiled a collection of songs with "Thursday" in the title. They aren't all great, but hey, I didn't have much to choose from! Enjoy your Thursday!


"Thursday's Child" - David Bowie

I thought this video was boring and a little odd. But it is David Bowie, so how could I expect anything totally normal?


"Thursday Afternoon" - Brian Eno

This video clip is just a small portion of the song, which is actually 61 minutes long and is the only track on his 1985 album. If you like this song and video, you'll also probably like Ambient Calm.


"Sweet Thursday" - Matt Costa


"Tuesday & Thursday" - Hot Boys

This is not an actual video. It is the song playing while you look at the album cover with some text scrolling. Woohoo.


"Thursday Afternoon" - Henry Rollins

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No video or audio for this one. You can search for it on iTunes, or just read the lyrics. The Indigo Girls also have a song called "Thursday Afternoon".


"Thursday" - The Fatima Mansions

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The Fatima Mansions
are a band in the UK. You can go to their MySpace page to get a feel for what they sound like. If you want to read the lyrics, go here.


"Perfect by Thursday" - Kendall Payne

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You can hear a clip of this song on Amazon.


"Thursday" - Life of Agony

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I haven't heard this song yet, but if it sounds like the songs on their MySpace page, I'm probably not going to like it. I'm not really a metal fan though. Lyrics are here.


"Thursday" - The Futureheads

OK, so that video is for "Skip to the End"...I couldn't find a video for "Thursday" and I happen to like "Skip to the End"! You can hear a preview of "Thursday" on Amazon.


Thursday (the band name)

They don't have a song with "Thursday" in the title (at least not that I saw), but the band name is Thursday, so I figured they are worthy of being included on the list.


Any Given Thursday (John Mayer album)

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This album brought hits such as "Why Georgia" and "Your Body is a Wonderland". If you own a radio, then you've heard these songs plenty of times.


If you know of any more songs with "Thursday" in the title, leave a comment.

Giant Novelty Food Hats are Ugly

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Giant-sized stuff can be really cool, such as a Jumbo Lighter or a Giant Wine Glass. Other giant things are stupid, ugly, and useless to most human beings. I mean, when was the last time you needed or wanted a giant corn on the cob hat? Even if it was Halloween, having a corn cob on your head still doesn't make much sense. These hats aren't full costumes, so when will these be worn!?

Giant Ice Cream Cone Hat
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As if this kid doesn't look ridiculous enough with an upside down giant ice cream cone hat, the photographer decided to have him make a silly face like he's trying to lick the fake ice cream that sits atop his head. I imagine if you are in the market for a hat like this you probably don't care what the hat model looks like.


Giant Lobster Hat
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This giant lobster hat reminds me of the scene in My Best Friend's Wedding where the entire family is singing "I Say a Little Prayer for You" and there is a guy with lobster claws in the background. Unless you work at a seafood restaurant that went crazy on the themed uniforms, you shouldn't own this hat or even want to.


"Mink Hershey Kiss Hat 1950s"
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While looking for a giant chocolate hat, I came across an eBay listing for the little gem you see above. This is a vintage mink fur hat that supposedly resembles a Hershey Kiss. Act quickly, as the Buy It Now price is a mere $79.00. Not to get all PETA on you guys on anything, but how many minks died to make this hideous hat that looks more like a pile of mink poo than a hat? Unfortunately, no photos were found of a human wearing this.


Giant Corn on the Cob Hat
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Will someone please tell me when you would wear this hat? Even the store selling this hat struggled to come up with examples of when it would be used! What backwoods haystack did this "model" crawl out of? I guess they figured with a product this awful, the person modeling it couldn't make things any worse. They were wrong.


Giant Hot Dog Hat
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There's nothing like a seeing a guy with a giant hot dog hat on his head and a smirk on his face. It would be in good taste to not have the commentary on this one go on any further.


Giant Cheese Wedge Hat
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Of course I can't forget about the popular Giant Cheese Hat! I'm not a Packers fan, and even if I was, I still don't think I would wear one of these. But for the superfans that sport the cheese wedge hat, good for you for caring about showing your team spirit more than you care about not looking stupid.


Giant Birthday Cake Hat
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If you bought this Giant Birthday Cake Hat for yourself, you deserve to get slapped. If someone bought you this hat as your birthday gift, they deserve to get slapped. No matter how you acquired this ridiculous hat, someone deserves to get slapped.

People we all hate, even if we won't admit it.

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"Hate" might be a bit too harsh, but there are people in the world that we all dislike and find aggravating. I don't care how nice you are, how nice others think you are, or how nice you actually are. Chances are that no matter how saintly you are there is a type of person listed below that really gets your blood boiling.

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People who write checks to pay for stuff at the store in the year 2008. Getting stuck in line behind someone paying with a check is annoying. It takes too much of the cashier's time and my time. Balancing your checkbook before tearing it out or moving along is grounds for me wishing not so nice things upon you. Please go get a debit or credit card ASAP.

Parking space stalkers. I don't like being followed to my car just because someone is too lazy to park 10 spaces further away. By time you impatiently wait for me to back out you could have already been inside the building.

Waiters who take 10 minutes to read the daily specials. I've been told that I have the palate of a 7-year-old, so I am not the person who is going to order some odd concoction. It shouldn't take 3 full minutes to describe the chicken. The worst part is listening to the fluffy descriptions about the carefully selected wine pairings from someone who you know doesn't really know what he is talking about.

Concertgoers who sing along too loudly. Whether you know the lyrics or not is a non issue. Whether you sound decent or not is also a non issue. I paid money to hear Sigur Rós, not some douchebag who is scream-singing along to a language he doesn't even know. Don't even try to pretend that you speak Icelandic.

Telemarketers. This one had to be on the list. I'm sorry if your career consists of getting hung up on a thousand times a day. Your job sucks so bad that other jobs were created to block you from doing your job. Don't waste my time trying to sell me something over the phone. I have never purchased something unsolicited over the phone and that will never change. And don't give me a generic American name when we both know it isn't your real name. I could care less what your name is, so just say the truth. Below is a video of a prank pulled on a telemarketer.

Slow walkers. I don't know about you, buy usually when I am walking somewhere it is because I'm trying to get somewhere. I'm all for taking leisurely walks but not in the middle of a crowded sidewalk in Chicago or in the mall. Go find yourself a park. And make sure your slow feet stay out of the bicycle lanes.

The driver with the blinker on. When I get stuck behind a car with the blinker left on, it drives me nuts. I have zero tolerance for this. It's practically all I can focus on, which isn't good for anybody. How do you not see the arrow blinking or hear it clicking? I can't hold up a sign or yell out my window. That could get me assaulted. I have no choice but to wait for that idiot to realize it is still on and turn it off.

Airplane passengers with stinky food. When you are on an airplane you are already uncomfortably close to a bunch of strangers. Why would you bring on some horrendously smelly food when in such close quarters with limited air flow? Ignorant.

I'm sure there are plenty more people that we all could do without. I could probably write about this for an entire day, but alas, I have work to do! Leave a comment about the type of person that drives you crazy. You can do it anonymously so you don't have to ruin your "such a nice person" reputation.

25 Incredibly Simple & Creative Ways to Act Charitably

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In a down economy, it can be tough to find extra money to send off to charitable causes, no matter how much you may want to. Luckily, there are a multitude of ways to give back without spending a lot of time or money. Below, we've covered 25 ways to make a difference, including some old favorites and a sizable number of less common strategies.

Also, please note: Inclusion in this list does not necessarily imply that Vat19 endorses a particular charity or organization. We encourage you to do your own research if you have any concerns about a specific nonprofit organization.

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1. Shop at your local animal shelter. Many shelters, like Animal Haven Shelter in New York, offer classes and sell products to help fund their continued efforts. Why go to PetSmart for obedience classes or food when you can go to the local shelter and get the same thing while supporting a worthy cause?

Even better, if you get your pet at the shelter, you can often deduct the adoption fee as a charitable donation. Be sure to inquire with both the shelter and your tax preparer first, of course. Try Petfinder for easy "pet shopping" from home.

2. Give away what you don't need. Let's face it, the few dollars you pick up selling most old stuff on eBay is not worth your effort. On the other hand, many charities have established eBay accounts that sell used goods on a regular basis, allowing them to efficiently list or ship dozens of items at a time. And of course, Goodwill and Salvation Army will accept most common household items and clothing.

Consignment stores like Christabelle's Closet allow you to donate your clothing and have the proceeds allocated for the charity of your choice. By donating your unwanted apparel (or buying someone else's), you're sending money directly to a variety of worthy causes.

Don't forget the special occasion or professional apparel, either. Whether you need to get rid of suits, coats, or even old prom dresses, there's an organization that will put them to good use. Check out The Career Wardrobe, The Glass Slipper Project, or One Warm Coat. You can also donate your fur coat or other real fur items to help injured wildlife.

3. Wish lists. Similar to #2, many charities have wish lists of items they need either in the short-term, or on an ongoing basis. By making yourself familiar with these lists, you can have them in mind whenever you see someone throwing those items away or selling them at a garage sale. Pet carriers and bedding, for instance, are nearly always needed at most animal shelters, and many people throw them out after their pets die or grow out of them.

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4. Use your voice. If you support a particular cause, make it known. At first, it may feel odd, like you're bragging about your charitable contributions. Get over it. There's no need to be obnoxious or tell people how much and how often you donate. A simple mention of the who and why will suffice.

If you happen to have a website, e-mail list, or other public forum, make your support known there, too. There's no rule that says all donations have to be cash. Your influence helps, too.

5. Let someone else allocate the funds. Markmakers offers easy gift cards you can give to kids (or anyone else, really) that offer fun ways to allocate the funds. Instead of buying another toy that will get tossed in a few weeks, kids can dedicate their new funds to the care of injured seals, food for the hungry, and shelter for retired performance animals. In addition to sending the funds to a good cause, you're inspiring your recipient to act compassionately in the future.

6. Use charity-friendly search engines. For instance, GoodSearch sends approximately 1 penny to charity for each search performed through their engine.

7. Make your online purchases through charity malls. Sites like We-Care and Greater Good receive commissions from major retailers and use those commissions to send money to charitable causes.

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8. Purchase items that donate proceeds to charity. Hundreds of manufacturers have designated certain items to benefit particular charitable causes. For example, the manufacturers of the Little Pink Toolkit here at Vat19 send $7.90 of each purchase to charity. Marie Claire maintains a list of additional products you can buy to send money to charity while getting something in return. Since it's Marie Claire, the items featured are best suited to women or men who aren't afraid to be associated with the color pink.

One note, though - Don't buy something just because you want to give money to charity. Buy it because you want it and you consider the charitable contribution a bonus. If you prefer just to donate to your favorite charity, that's always an option.

A few more items you can buy to benefit charities:

  • Nubar Nail Polish - 10% goes to the St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.

  • Try It On Everything - This DVD explores Emotional Freedom Techniques for coping with a variety of personal issues. For each copy purchased, another copy is donated to an organization that could use it (including charities and prisons).
  • If you're near Huntington Beach, you can purchase Chalk Hill Estate's Imagine wine at The Californian restaurant at the Hyatt Regency Huntington Beach Resort & Spa. Proceeds support the Furth Family Foundation, an organization that benefits children around the world.
  • Angel Covers - Their premise is simple: You buy a blanket and they'll donate another to a needy child.
  • Submerged: Tales from the Basin - This anthology of stories and images related to hair (really!) sends 10% of its proceeds to causes related to the Louisiana Coalition Against Domestic Violence.
  • GOOD Magazine - If you enjoy reading about social and environmental issues, you'll love the fact that 100% of the proceeds of this magazine go to charitable causes.
  • Vino 100 Valencia / Hope Wines - 50% of the proceeds from Hope Wines will go to charities that benefit breast cancer, AIDS and autism.
  • StinkyKids - 40% of the proceeds from these t-shirts will go to Girls on the Run, an experiential running and life skills program for girls age 8 to 13 years old.

9. Play the free rice game. For each vocabulary question you get correct, Free Rice will donate 20 grains of rice through the UN World Food Program. If you know any high school students getting ready for the SATs or ACTs, this is a great way to brush up.

10. View ads to generate donations. By visiting The Hungersite and viewing ads for their sponsors, you are helping to ensure that more food is sent over to people who need it desperately.

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11. Engage in Voluntourism - If you're craving something a little different from the typical "fruity rum drinks on the beach" experience, you could try combining your vacation with service. Voluntourism.org offers a wealth of resources for those who'd like to give back while getting away.

12. Procrastinate - Increasingly social media-savvy nonprofits have figured out ways to use your wasted time for the good of the world in general. Take Lil Green Patch or Earn for Aids, for instance. The use of applications like these results in ad revenue and donations to charities and other worthy causes.

13. Stop Being a Bystander - Somewhere along the line, we learned to distance ourselves from our charitable acts. We want to help, but many of us seem to think that you have to give time or money directly to a charity to be helpful.

Sometimes, that really is the most efficient solution. Who's to say that the family in need of clothing will need exactly the same size you're discarding? Other times, however, your direct assistance is the best help you could possibly offer.

If you see an elderly neighbor who needs help getting the groceries inside, you don't have to send $10 to a local community organization that helps out with those things. You can walk outside, offer your services, and see the difference you're making first-hand.

14. Use your skills - Sites like Idealist.org and Volunteer Match can help you find a wide variety of volunteer opportunities to suit your unique interests and talents. Although you shouldn't necessarily limit yourself to these services, they're a great place to start. If you'd like to help an organization not listed, just call them and ask. As a bonus, you may walk away with a great reference, a friend, or a new skill.

15. Use your body as advertising space. Just to be clear, I'm not suggesting you go out and get "Save the Whales" tattooed on your face. Instead, try something a little more subtle. Wear a t-shirt with your favorite non-profit's name on the front. If that's not your style, pick up some blank tote bags and paint them with the name of your favorite charity. Instead of using plastic bags at the grocery store, you can use your new charity bags and help out both the non-profit and the environment (Thanks to Maureen Alexander for the tip).

16. Encourage Others. If you see someone acting charitably, let them know that you recognize and appreciate what they're doing. You'll brighten their day and give them one more reason to keep giving.

17. Sponsor a volunteer. Although money is important, time is just as valuable for most non-profits. Unfortunately, with gas prices as they are these days, many volunteers are finding it harder and harder to leave the house. If you can't find time to volunteer, why not pick up a spare gas card for someone who can. If you don't know anyone, just send it to the charity you wish to support and let them know of your wishes. They'll be able to put it to good use.

18. Donate Leftovers to a Soup Kitchen - We've all had those meals where we make way too much food and proceed to stare guiltily at the leftovers all week as they sit in the fridge. If you know you won't eat it, send it to someone who can. This isn't available in all communities, but it's more common than you might think.

19. Join 29 Gifts - The idea is simple: Give away 29 items in 29 days and see what happens.

20. Say it on TV - For as little as $100, you can put your message on televison. Just think of what your purchased time could do for a local non-profit.

21. Share your newspapers - Many papers have programs that allow you to divert your unwanted newspapers to local schools if you've moved or gone on vacation.

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22. Donate leftovers from business meetings - Anyone who's ever witnessed a typical corporate event is well aware of the waste involved in most conferences and meetings. Instead of letting it go to waste, contact a local shelter beforehand to see if they would be interested in accepting the excess. You can do the same for leftovers from personal parties and family gatherings.

23. Use your corporate matching program - Although a lot of people don't realize it, a large number of corporations will match charitable donations made by their employees. Before you donate money to a cause, check with your employer to see if they'll match it.

24. Take advantage of sales - Every now and then, you'll find a sale that's just too good to pass up. Instead of getting just enough for yourself, try getting a little extra and sending it to someone who truly needs it.

25. Try micro-financing - By gathering a large number of people who are prepared to make small loans, organizations like Kiva and GreenNote have been able to help hundreds achieve their business or educational goals. You'll also get a modest return on your investment in exchange for your faith and assistance.


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The 50 Best Movie Dance Scenes Of All Time

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As much as people like to make fun of Bollywood movies for all the random singing and dancing, it's not like American movies are completely free of dance scenes. Below, I've compiled the top 50 movie dance scenes, based on my own entirely subjective evaluation (which should be obvious when you see the Labyrinth in the top 5).

Enjoy the videos, and feel free to add your favorites in the comments. I'm sure I missed plenty of good ones!


1. Singin' in the Rain: The fact that this scene is so highly recognizable, even decades later, should be all the evidence needed to give it number one.


2. Stormy Weather: Fred Astaire called it "the greatest dance number ever filmed". We think he was just being modest.


3.The Labyrinth: This may not have the most conventional appeal, but anyone who can pull off that hair, and that outfit, with those gnarled little puppets deserves a mention.


Top 10 Strange Magazines That Actually Exist

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If you've ever dared to venture beyond the normal magazines like Good Housekeeping, Cosmopolitan, and Time, you probably realize that there are literally thousands of magazines in print. Some are good, some are decidedly not good, and others...well, just take a look.

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10. Geez: Holy Mischief in an Era of Fast Faith - This magazine claims to have "set up camp in the outback of the spiritual commons." I don't know what the heck that's suppose to mean, but I do know that these people really, really like dashes. A couple of quotes from their homepage...

"...A bustling spot for the over-churched, out-churched, un-churched and maybe even the un-churchable."
"...it's time we untangle the narrative of faith from the fundamentalists, pious self-helpers and religio-profiteers."
"...A place for wannabe contemplatives, front-line world-changers and restless cranks."

If there were an award for best use of a toilet on the cover of a magazine, though, they'd be strong contenders.

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9. American Coin Op Magazine - This trade publication is dedicated to serving the needs of coin-operated laundromat owners. It makes me wonder if there's a magazine for people who own those little perfume and adult novelty machines in gas station bathrooms...there are an awful lot of those around, too.

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8. Fate - There's no better way to stay up-to-date on ghosts, monsters, and local legends like Bigfoot and Nessie. There's also no better way to ensure that your postal worker thinks you're completely insane.

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7. High Times - Potheads everywhere love High Times, but I've always wondered what percentage of this magazine's copies get delivered to college towns and trailer parks. I'd be willing to bet it's high. Yes, I went there.


10 Creative Excuses for a Hickey

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Sometimes you "accidentally" end up with a hickey, someone calls you out on it, and you have some awkward explaining to do.

Despite common beliefs of promiscuous youths, you can't quickly get rid of of a hickey with a cold spoon, by combing it, or using toothpaste. Covering it up with a turtleneck or scarf is not always an option. And trying to conceal it with makeup looks atrocious.

So, you need to have a lie ready to explain the mark. If you've already used the curling iron or flat iron burn excuse, you're going to have to get more creative.

Most hickey cover-up methods only work for girls, but most of these creative hickey excuses could work whether you're a guy or a girl. You're welcome.

10. My annoying little brother repeatedly flicked me in the neck.
9. I'm glad this mysterious rash is confined to that small space, but I should probably go to the doctor.
8. I'm allergic to mosquito bites, and now it looks like this because I scratched it so much.
7. What!? I have something on my neck!? Oh my god, what does it look like!?
6. I got shot in the neck with a paintball gun.
5. My friends and I were reenacting the leech scene from Stand By Me.
4. I borrowed my friend's car and the seatbelt chaffed me.
3. I scraped my neck on the edge of the pool/hot tub.
2. I fainted and the EMT was very aggressive when taking my pulse via my neck.
1. I babysat a breastfeeding baby and it got really confused.

I cannot guarantee the success of these hickey explanations. That would depend on the number and severity of the hickey(s), your acting skills, and the gullibility of the person you are trying to lie to. Some of these excuses have a 100% success rate, but keep in mind that this is because you cannot be brazen enough to try and use one of these hickey excuses more than one time on the same person. Consider yourself lucky to pull off one of these even once!

Having grown up in rural southern Illinois, and having seen every season of the incredibly disgusting yet ultimately hilarious show, Trailer Park Boys, I consider myself to be something of an expert on trailer park style. It's only in recent years, though, that trailer parks have started to become almost cool, in a sketchy sort of way.

Hipsters all over the country have embraced things like PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon) and pink flamingos as if to say, "I'm so cool that I've gone all the way around the "cool spectrum" and come out on the other end." In terms of pretentiousness, they're somewhere just above hard-core Mac fanboys and just below people who pronounce "vase" by saying "vahhz".

It recently came to my attention that these hipsters have created a "Trailer Park Lounge" in New York.

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Unfortunately, they completely missed the mark. As you can see above, the place is basically a warehouse of tiki bar cast-offs and retro kitsch. With the possible exception of the toilet planter, it really doesn't look much like a trailer park. For that reason, I've decided to put together a true guide to trailer park style, designed for those who strive for a bit of tacky without actually packing up and moving to the park.

Rule #1: That which is inside should be placed outside, and that which is outside should enter the home. To achieve an authentic trailer park look, you must apply this rule to at least one item from the inside and one item from the outside. The most common, of course, would be a couch on the lawn or the patio furniture inside the home. Refer to the pictures below for examples:

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Top 5 Fashion Crimes Committed by Coaches

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I'm sure we've all had a coach that was a nightmare to look at, whether it was the clothes, body type, accessories, equipment, or hair. Behold these examples of unfashionable coaching.


Classic, tight coaches shorts

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What tacky coach hasn't sported a pair of these tight (not as in "awesome") shorts? These are the coach equivalent to cheerleaders and their Soffe shorts. Since they are available in pretty much every color of the rainbow, Coach McTightshorts can have a pair no matter what his team colors. How can players concentrate when faced with all of the bulges that result from wearing something so tight and unforgiving? He might as well say, "OK, team, huddle up. As you can see, I hang to the left. Now let's get out there and win this game."


Lanyards and whistles

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No one cares for the sound of a whistle, especially when it is coming from a coach who is blowing angrily at you. I had a soccer coach who was overweight and he'd blow the whistle so hard you'd think one of those blows would be the last exhale to escape from the strained lungs inside of his obese body. Be a man, lose the whistle, and use your authoritative voice. Unless you want to be the traffic cop of the field, stop using a whistle.


Tall socks

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Unless you are actually playing the sport, you shouldn't wear tall athletic socks. It looks like you are stuck in the 70's and will give you a terrible farmer's tan. On a previous post about butt cleavage, I received an unhappy comment about using the term "plumber's crack". Before anyone leaves a hate comment about the usage of "farmer's tan", I would just like to state that that is what it is called. No disrespect to farmers. If there is some other politically correct term for it out there, feel free to leave a comment and let me know.


Sunglasses with colorful reflective lenses

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How hoosier are these sunglasses? The wearer of these should have cut-off jean shorts, a mustache, and a Yosemite Sam tattoo. There are plenty of athletic sunglasses out there to choose from, so why choose these uglies? Maybe some coaches don't like it when people can see their eyes. That way they can watch the cheerleaders instead of keeping their eyes on the game and no one would be able to notice. Gross.


Wearing the team uniform if you are fat and out of shape

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Let's be real. Who wants to take athletic advice from a fat guy? They can talk stats, strategy, history, or whatever as much as they want, but the second they start talking about anything revolving around health and gaining athletic ability I would stop listening. Sorry Lou, that uniform isn't doing anything for you. Pass that on to your colleague Charlie Manuel from the Phillies. Looks like pinstripes aren't as slimming as they say.

Delightful, Strange, & Unusual Beds

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While most of us are thrilled with a simple pillow-top mattress or memory foam slab on a basic frame, there are always those who feel the need to be a little different. Below, we've found a variety of unusual beds for those who crave a unique sleeping experience.

The Private Cloud Bed: Without the stabilizers, this would definitely make an interesting sleeping experience.

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The Feel Sofa / Bed: This unusual bed looks like it has the potential to be extremely comfortable.

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The Atman Spiritual Bed: If I were another bed, I would definitely not be attracted to this bed. The loud and garish colors make me wonder why anyone considers this a "spiritual" place of rest.

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Worst Father's Day Gift Ideas

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Hopefully all of you readers love your dad and want to give him something awesome for Father's Day that he will like and actually use. But, if you aren't so fond of Pops, buy him one of these gifts and you won't even have to say "I hate you, Dad"....the crappy present will say it for you.


Bottle of Brut (or any other cheap cologne)

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If you dislike your dad and want him to smell like and old man who shops at Walgreens, go ahead and buy him a bottle of the classic green stuff. Hey, no one said all classics are good. If your dad actually likes and wears Brut in the year 2008, then your gift will not be considered bad. Proceed on down this list.


Anything that says "#1 Dad" or "World's Greatest Dad" on it

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Dad's do not want to wear anything this cheesy. And no man wants to carry around a wussy canvas tote bag with camo writing. If you're the type of guy that likes camo, I doubt you also like tote bags. Unless you are are under the age of 7, giving your dad a gift like this is a blatant way of saying you put zero thought into his gift and have no regard for his style. Hopefully this shirt isn't a step up from your dad's current style.


The Uro Club

Yes, friends, the Uro Club is a golf club that you pee in. Call me old fashioned, but I'm not going to freak out if a golfer walks to the edge of the green and pees in the woods. I'd rather have that happen than a guy hooking a towel to his belt loops as a privacy screen and just brazenly standing there in the wide open. What golfer holds a towel like that over his club? This is in no way discreet. Lose the towel, and the stance looks normal. But, the towel can't exactly be eliminated. I hope the cap is ultra leak-proof since golf clubs are stored upside down. Give your dad one of these, and he'll be wishing he never played a part in your existence.


A tacky tie

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Nothing says "I don't have the slightest care in the world" like a gift that is intentionally tacky. If you give Dad a flamboyant themed tie, be prepared for him to strangle you with it. Although the silly-tie-as-a-present gig is totally played out, do it if you must in order to anger your dad.


Mini guitar MP3 player on a lanyard

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You could trick Dad into thinking this uRock Guitar MP3 Player is actually cool. With the success of Guitar Hero, Rock Band, and the appearance of contestants with guitars on the 2008 season of American Idol, guitars are having a pretty great year. Make him look like an idiot when he wears the mini guitar (available with flames on it) around his neck with the included lanyard. Rocking out while on the move has never looked so lame.

The Top 10 Tackiest People of All Time

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Ask any two people what constitutes tacky behavior and you'll likely get very different answers. For some, tacky means excessive lawn ornaments, a dozen cats, and farm animal-themed toaster cozies. For others, it's driving a car with bumper stickers or letting your bra straps peek out from underneath a tank top. And then there are those types who think you're tacky if you wear white after Labor Day or butcher the pronunciation of "foie gras" in a restaurant.

Regardless of your standards, I think most of us will agree on the tackiness of the candidates below.

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10. Richard Simmons - I think he's awesome, but look at the man - the shiny (waxed?) legs, the hot pants, the spirit fingers?? That's enough to earn the #10 spot on the list.

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9. Bret Michaels - As the lead vocalist of Poison and star of the reality show "Rock of Love", there's no denying that this guy is exactly what fathers fear most when raising daughters.

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10 Most Interesting Dinner Dates: Dead and Alive

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Few activities are as enjoyable and deeply satisfying as a meal with an entertaining dinner companion. Even the worst food be ignored if the conversation is good enough, and I'm pretty sure the people below could make me overlook dog food as a main course.

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10. Vlad Dracula, aka Vlad the Impaler - Aside from being the reputed inspiration for Count Dracula, Vlad was known for being a less than hospitable dinner host. He's said to have been directly responsible for the deaths of 40,000-100,000 mostly innocent people, which is quite a feat when you consider that he lived in a time where you had to do those things by hand (or stake, or boiling, or by nailing hats to their heads...). Just don't complain to him about the food.






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9. Michael Jackson - Hollywood has created a lot of stars who make you wonder where things went wrong, but few are as eccentric as The King of Pop. The Moonwalk, the one glove trend, the private zoo and amusement park... the child molestation charges. Oh, and his nose fell off. On second thought, it might be difficult to eat across from that...






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