
I freely admit that I am quite the hypochondriac, and I have an overdeveloped fear of germs. Therefore, I hate this time of year - the dreaded cold and flu season. I wash my hands like a madwoman and do the best I can to avoid the many around me who are dropping like flies with sore throats, fevers, runny noses, and, uh, gastrointestinal issues. But my efforts failed me this season, and I caught what was pretty much a month-long cold. In the midst of my sneezing and coughing episodes, I searched online for a natural cure, finding everything from the usual - chicken soup, herbal tea, vitamin C - to the bizarre, as you'll see below.
You want me to do WHAT, now?
1. To ease a sore throat, suck on a salted kumquat. OK, I've never had a kumquat, but Wikipedia tells me that it tastes like very acidic orange. Wikipedia also tells me that salted kumquats can last several years. I don't even want to think what a 10-year-old salted kumquat tastes like, and I certainly don't want to suck on one.
2. To ease a sore throat and reduce phlegm, consume a mixture of one spoonful each of honey (fine), lemon essence (fine), and ketchup (WHAT?!).
3. Try a mustard plaster. Mix 1 tablespoon of dry mustard and 2-4 tablespoons of flour with an egg white and warm water to form a paste. Make a mustard plaster sandwich by spreading the paste onto a handkerchief and placing another handkerchief on top. Then dab the upper chest with olive oil and place the mustard plaster sandwich on top. Now, this sure seems like a lot of work for the 5 minutes you keep it on. Why only 5 minutes? Because it can burn if left on too long. Nice.
4. For body aches, rub chest and joints with paraffin and cover with greased baking paper. The website that listed this old Polish remedy says it's not recommended. Golly gee, I wonder why.
5. For a sore throat, put a sweaty sock around your neck. Um, no.
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