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My college roommate once caught a large, disgusting-looking bug, sealed it up a plastic bag, and placed it in our freezer. She planned to bring it to the Insects & Disease class she was in. She did not inform me of this friend in our freezer, and when I opened the freezer door with dreams of gorging myself on Chunky Monkey, I came face-to-face with this hideous bug. I lost my appetite.

People keep lots of weird things in their fridges and freezers for lots of weird reasons. But some of these non-food items might actually be better off in the cool confines of your icebox. Here's a top 10 list of everyday non-food items that just may benefit from chilling out in your fridge...


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1. Film
This is more for the pros. For long-term storage of professional film, Kodak states that refrigeration is the best way to maintain the optimum quality of the film. For the rest of us who use film for general, everyday purposes, it just needs to be kept at room temperature and away from extreme heat to prevent damage. You can keep it in the fridge, but doing so will not necessarily extend the life of the film past the expiration date printed on it.

2. Nail polish
In my "research", I've found there is a great debate about whether nail polish actually keeps better in the fridge. Some say it makes no difference and that it is completely ridiculous. Others swear by it, saying it keeps the polish from clumping and keeps the color from fading. Whatever you decide to do, the main rule of thumb on storing nail polish is to keep it tightly closed and away from direct heat or sunlight, as this will remove moisture and cause it to dry out.

3. Your broken hard drive
It's a harrowing experience - your hard drive dies before you've had a chance to back up all your important files. Cuckoo solution? Pop it in the freezer! There are 100s of accounts of this unusual method actually reviving hard drives, at least for a short time. Seal the dead hard drive in a plastic bag, place it in the freezer for a few hours, then remove it and boot it up with your computer. Work fast to copy your files, as this seems to be only a temporary fix and your hard drive will most likely die again. If you aren't able to copy everything in time, you can always try freezing it again. The theory is - and I'm speaking in 3rd grade terms here because I am NO computer genius - the parts in the hard drive have stretched or become stuck, and the hope is that the cold temperatures will allow them to contract and free themselves to start working again. Or something like that.

4. Aloe plant
My aunt always used to keep a big ol' chunk of aloe plant in the fridge for whenever someone suffered a burn, whether it be from the sun or from pulling something out of the oven. But aloe plant, with its cool gelatinous insides, has been used for centuries to help with skin ailments beyond burns, such as psoriasis. Just be sure to avoid the yellow-ish part right beneath the skin, as it could be irritating. Also, you only need to keep the aloe leaves in the fridge should you cut a a piece from the whole plant. Wrap the exposed end in plastic wrap or foil before placing it in the fridge.

5. Crickets
Back when my brother still had his pet gecko, before it suffered a bizarre and frightening death that I won't get into here, we used to keep a bag of crickets in the fridge. I know, weird and creepy. But keeping crickets in the fridge slows down their hyperactive hopping and makes it a heck of a lot easier to pour them into a lizard cage. Alas, there was always the one who managed to get away and find its way into my bed. As far as I know, though, they never got loose in the fridge.

Top 10 Strange Magazines That Actually Exist

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If you've ever dared to venture beyond the normal magazines like Good Housekeeping, Cosmopolitan, and Time, you probably realize that there are literally thousands of magazines in print. Some are good, some are decidedly not good, and others...well, just take a look.

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10. Geez: Holy Mischief in an Era of Fast Faith - This magazine claims to have "set up camp in the outback of the spiritual commons." I don't know what the heck that's suppose to mean, but I do know that these people really, really like dashes. A couple of quotes from their homepage...

"...A bustling spot for the over-churched, out-churched, un-churched and maybe even the un-churchable."
"...it's time we untangle the narrative of faith from the fundamentalists, pious self-helpers and religio-profiteers."
"...A place for wannabe contemplatives, front-line world-changers and restless cranks."

If there were an award for best use of a toilet on the cover of a magazine, though, they'd be strong contenders.

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9. American Coin Op Magazine - This trade publication is dedicated to serving the needs of coin-operated laundromat owners. It makes me wonder if there's a magazine for people who own those little perfume and adult novelty machines in gas station bathrooms...there are an awful lot of those around, too.

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8. Fate - There's no better way to stay up-to-date on ghosts, monsters, and local legends like Bigfoot and Nessie. There's also no better way to ensure that your postal worker thinks you're completely insane.

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7. High Times - Potheads everywhere love High Times, but I've always wondered what percentage of this magazine's copies get delivered to college towns and trailer parks. I'd be willing to bet it's high. Yes, I went there.


10 Most Interesting Dinner Dates: Dead and Alive

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Few activities are as enjoyable and deeply satisfying as a meal with an entertaining dinner companion. Even the worst food be ignored if the conversation is good enough, and I'm pretty sure the people below could make me overlook dog food as a main course.

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10. Vlad Dracula, aka Vlad the Impaler - Aside from being the reputed inspiration for Count Dracula, Vlad was known for being a less than hospitable dinner host. He's said to have been directly responsible for the deaths of 40,000-100,000 mostly innocent people, which is quite a feat when you consider that he lived in a time where you had to do those things by hand (or stake, or boiling, or by nailing hats to their heads...). Just don't complain to him about the food.






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9. Michael Jackson - Hollywood has created a lot of stars who make you wonder where things went wrong, but few are as eccentric as The King of Pop. The Moonwalk, the one glove trend, the private zoo and amusement park... the child molestation charges. Oh, and his nose fell off. On second thought, it might be difficult to eat across from that...






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Top 10 Small-Town Dive Bar Survival Tips

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If you're the stereotypical urban hipster or Abercrombie and Fitch-wearing, live in the suburbs and work in the city kind of guy, heading out to a rural dive bar can be a recipe for disaster. All the same, you might someday find yourself in need of a drink in an unfamiliar country setting, so you should be prepared. Having worked in a small-town bar, I can say with some authority that these tips will help.

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1. If you pop your collar, you will almost definitely get punched. Unless you're wearing a black leather jacket and riding a Harley (remember that Japanese bikes don't count), there's no excuse. The motorcycle guys don't have an excuse, either, but they're usually scary enough that it doesn't matter.

2. Avoid eye contact with any man who appears to be wearing steel-toed construction boots.

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3. Ditto for guys wearing real spurs.

Top 10 Terrible Fortune Cookies

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I am a frequent Chinese restaurant visitor, and I must say that the best part of the meal is cracking open the fortune cookie to see what the future holds. However, a few weeks ago, I received a horrible fortune that read "Don't waste your time, it's not worth it." What's that about? Aren't fortune cookies supposed to be positive and happy? Apparently NOT.


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So this got me thinking; what are some of the worst fortunes people have received from these seemingly innocent little cookies? With a little bit of internet research, I have compiled this Top Ten list of the worst fortunes from Chinese food lovers like myself:


1. Embrace mediocrity. It suits you.

2. Sorry, this is a BYOF cookie.
3. Don't hold your breath.
4. That wasn't chicken.
5. You are not illiterate.
6. You gonna eat that?
7. Be decisive. Maybe. If you want to.
8. Lucky numbers....666.
9. People are just being nice.


...And the best, Worst fortune cookie is...


10. Help! I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

Top 10 Mythological Creatures

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10. Unicorn - These guys have horse bodies, goat beards, lion tails, and of course, the horn. They’re known for being solitary and gentle but fierce when absolutely necessary.

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9. Tomte - The tomte is a tiny, bearded old man who resides with farms in Scandinavia. They are easily offended, and must be appeased with gifts, lest they cause mischief or misfortune around the farm. Some people believed the tomte to be connected with the devil.

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Top 10 Romance Novel Titles

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It’s generally agreed upon that romance novels are a little trashy. For most of us, they conjure up images of bon-bon eating spinsters, Fabio, and mobile homes filled to the brim with cats and cigarette smoke. Or maybe that’s just me.

All the same, even those of us who don’t enjoy curling up with the latest Silhouette bodice-ripper can appreciate their cheesy, often comical titles. Below, we offer a few of the best.

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10. The Viscount in Her Bedroom - This is the story of Simon, the strikingly handsome but blind viscount who falls in love with Louisa because she smells good and lets him do things that blind men don’t always get to do. An instant classic. And in case you were wondering, a viscount is a member of British nobility who ranks above a baron but below an earl.

9. Undead & Unwed - This one is a little too convoluted for a quick summary. A former model/unemployed secretary dies and somehow becomes a vampire who isn’t subject to the usual vampire limitations. Somewhere along the way, she’s abducted by a tacky 500-year-old vampire and teams up with a hot but perverted “good” vampire/love interest.