Ostrichard Simmons by Freaker Socks
Crazy socks with a punny bird/exercise enthusiast design.
Overview
If there’s one bird that needs its own fitness instructor, it’s definitely the one that weighs too much to fly.
The Ostrichard Simmons style Freaker Socks sport a parody of the famous energetic exerciser imagined as a large bird. The funny image blends the human and the avian with a blue leotard, orange beak, and eyelashes that are downright fabulous.
Even if you bury your head in the sand you’ll notice this calf-high footwear that’s every bit as colorful, crazy, and unique as Richard Simmons himself.
Features & specs
- Pair of socks with a graphic-based pun
- Inspired by a pun based on fitness personality Richard Simmons and ostriches
- One size fits most (4-13 men's, 6-14 women's)
- Unisex
- Machine washable
- Materials: 76% cotton, 22% nylon, 2% spandex
- Made in the USA
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