Gigantic, edible, and lip-smackingly good!

Candy, how we love thee! We idolize candy so much that we cannot resist gigantifying (it's a verb now) our favorite treats.

Feast your eyes upon this latest creation: The Giant Gummy Cola Bottle. This sucker weighs in at nearly a full pound and is available in a variety of delicious soda flavors.

The Giant Gummy Cola Bottle is a colossal version of the classic gummy candy.

When it comes to candy, bigger is always better

The traditional gummy cola bottle is a diminutive one inch tall and weighs a petite 4 grams (approximately 0.009 pounds).

Employing the magic of super-sizing, the Giant Gummy Cola Bottle measures in at nearly 8 inches tall and weighs 90 times more than its bite-sized progenitor. Yeah, we like our gummy big.

The Giant Gummy Cola Bottle weighs in at an impressive 0.79 pounds (360 grams).

Nearly a pound of tasty gummy!

The Giant Gummy Cola Bottle is big on taste, sugar, and of course caloric content. This monster packs a whopping 1,080 calories!

However, don't worry that you have to finish the thing in one sitting. All of our gummy, which is handmade in the USA, features a one year shelf life. So, take your time and enjoy the complex flavors. Or eat it all at once. It's hard to resist!

The monster sized Giant Gummy Cola Bottle measures in at nearly 8 inches tall.

Choose from four delicious flavors

Currently, the Giant Gummy Cola Bottle is available in four soda flavors: Vanilla Cola, Cola, Cherry Cola, and Root Beer.

They are all delicious, authentic, and sure to please even the most discerning palates.

The Giant Gummy Cola Bottle is currently available in four flavors: Vanilla Cola, Cola, Cherry Cola, and Root Beer.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Do they taste good?

Answer: Are you kidding me? Like all of our gummy products, they taste absolutely amazing. They're hand made in the USA by skilled confectioners who care deeply about their craft.

Question: How long will my Giant Gummy Cola Bottle last?

Answer: All of our gummy items have a shelf life of one year provided they are not exposed to excessive heat or sunlight. They do not need to be refrigerated. By storing them in their original packaging between munching sessions, your gummy will last a long time.

Question: Why shouldn't I just buy a few bags of regular size gummy cola bottles instead of this monstrosity?

Answer: Because you have no taste? We kid, we kid! The difference is that after you've bought your mini cola bottles, all you'll have to show for it is a sad bag of boring mini gummies.

You're not going to get the attention of hot, mysterious blondes by offering them a one-inch-tall gummy. However, if you bust out your nearly eight-inch-long Giant Gummy Cola Bottle, you're going to need a few WLGWs to beat away the hordes of the opposite sex.

Question: Are there any diet flavors?

Answer: No. That would just be silly. You don't take a product like this (the candy equivalent of a Ferrari) and then tell me I can't take it out of first gear.

Question: How much does this thing weigh?

Answer: The Giant Gummy Cola Bottle weighs 0.79 pounds (360 grams).

Question: What are the ingredients?

Answer: They vary slightly between each flavor. Check out the table below for all of the nitty gritty details.