Can you handle the entirety of our awesome-verse?
Can you finish the hottest peanuts on the planet?
Fully-playable arcade cabinets just inches tall!
Delicious Belgian chocolates with potential calming effects.
Happy little energy drink.
A fully-playable mini deck of the beloved card game.
Carbonated soft drinks that taste like cake.
A plush unicorn that emits a rainbow of light.
Stress ball that feels and sounds like crunching through fresh snow.
Little gummies flavored like famous fizzy drinks.
Heated USB slippers that look like happy narwhals.
Give the gift of helping llamas in need.
Pickled cucumbers imbued with Carolina Reaper spice.
A cozy plush kitten that comes wrapped like a burrito.
Beef jerky made with an insanely hot pepper.
Carry your stuff more curiously awesomely.
A delicious carbonated drink made with real cocoa!
Set of six cereal-themed puzzles.
5 miniature tins of brilliantly hued thinking putty.
Chocolate-covered almonds disguised as olives.
A unique sweet drink flavored like fresh-cut grass.
Fully functional petite prognosticating pool ball.
One of the world’s hottest peppers 🔥 🌶.
Remote-controlled light styled after the video game character Pac-Man.
Super-sized stuffed french fry box with five potato sticks.
Tin of glittery, confetti putty that glows in the dark!
Turn your bath into a rainbow!
The official Vat hat.
A grossly satisfying pimple popping toy.
Ugly-cute super-soft stuffed animal.
Set of super-small coloring styluses.
Caffeinated beverages modeled after Springfield libations.
A tiny version of the classic toy that really works!
A variety pack of encased meats made from exotic animals.
Tasty snow cones from your freezer!
Tiny frontier-inspired construction set.
A tiny version of the popular '90s toy that really works!
A working mini model of the classic drawing toy.
Carbonated soda pop that tastes like sweet soil.
An exotic sausage made from wild boar, elk, pheasant, and more!
Electronic fingerless mitts shaped like cute toast.
Give someone special the gift of their very own star.
Grow your own avocado tree from a seed!
Delicious ammo in a military-inspired tin.
The delectable aroma of Hershey's milk chocolate in a 13.5 oz candle.
Writing utensils that leave an impression.
Cotton candy imbued with the famous 23 flavors of the popular soda.
Flavored marshmallow squares for snacking.
Super-sour chewy candy with a hard shell.
Tiny version of the classic stuffed animal.
Desktop goat statue that makes a screaming noise.
Tiny version of the original mind-warping puzzle.
A tiny keychain styled after the classic Polaroid instant camera.
Plush blobfish on a clip.
Microwavable popcorn flavored with a super-spicy pepper.
A crisp, sweet soda with a cucumber taste.
Classic Pixy Stix with flavors from south of the border.
Delicious cake bites with funfetti-flavored coating.
Nature’s most playful animal on your desk!
Small tin of bright-colored putty.
Fifteen giant paper clips in an attractive kraft gift box.
Glowing Moon color-changing mood lamp.
Licorice twists flavored like popular sodas.
Playful desk art that changes shape with a twirl.
Jigsaw with gradual, maddening color shift from blue to green.
Adorable light shaped like a balloon animal.
Magnetic spinning desk toy.
A jumbo version of the classic sugary treat.
Peanut brittle that doesn't hurt your teeth!
All-natural peanut butter with a zippy kick!
Sweet and tangy candy canes!
Coffee cup with a model of the Solar System.
Soft mellocreme candies inspired by ice cream cones.
Sweet dairy-flavored soft drink.
Delectable bites of cinnamon bun dough coated in frosting and ready to eat.
Bite-size sandwich cookies styled like hamburgers.
Covert cricket noisemaker will drive your loved ones crazy!
Cool, refreshing lemonade with hot habanero flavor.
Blacklight-responsive and ironically stylish hip pack.
Add a hot liquid to reveal a rainbow mane.
Hollow balls of gum that contain Nerds candy.
Sweet gummy shaped like a pretzel.
Extremely spicy hard candy nuggets.
Liquid-filled candies flavored like the beloved orange-flavored drink.
Microwave popcorn with a hint of spice and lime.
Fizzy drink that tastes like cocoa-coated fruit.
A mini tin of putty with a beachy scent.
An infrared firing range that shoots targets into the air!
A revolver cylinder for storing pens and pencils.
Heat-sensitive mug blooms with hot beverages.
Delicious dual-flavored sour dipping candy.
KO stress with a mini boxing bag and gloves.
Cozy, colorful slippers with LED lights.
Truly elegant stationery (that makes fart sounds).
A delicious soft drink that tastes like peanut-butter-filled chocolate!
Sweet and spicy microwaveable popcorn.
Bits of waffle cone covered in milk chocolate.
Portable metal dartboard with magnet-tipped darts.
Sticky, squishy glow-in-the-dark toy that looks like a ghost.
Classic saltwater taffy with a spicy cinnamon kick.
Strawberry and cocoa-flavored soda pop.
Microwaveable popcorn with a habanero kick!
Will you spin a gross or a delicious gummy?
Pour in hot liquid to reveal radiant creatures from the deep.
Ugly-cute lounging footwear styled after a deepsea fish.
An executive tabletop skeeball game.
Colossal, cogged combination puzzle.
Super-soft snack-themed toy.
Big ol' coffee cup with a giant gherkin handle.
Milk's favorite candy cane.
Diecast Hot Wheels even smaller than the originals.
BBQ flavored microwave popcorn.
Mini disco balls that light up!
Metal pail that looks like a guitar amplifier.
Super-sized puffed rice and marshmallow dessert brick.
Fizzy soft drink that tastes like America's favorite yellow condiment.
Vanilla-scented doughnut erasers.
Brighten up your writing!
Add hot water to turn stars into constellations.
A pack of dried, edible scorpions—stinger and all!
Challenging Pictionary-like game played with invisible ink.
A candle that smells like outer space.
The Vat19est keychain you can buy.
Spreadable jelly graced with real bacon.
Flavored honey packets for snacking and more.
A kit of fire starters that are truly windproof and waterproof.
Bag clips that look like cockroaches!
Party game based on putting a negative spin on positive news.
Jelly Belly jelly beans flavored like the delicious fruit drink.
Reseal your bags with adorable animals.
Make your water Internet famous.
Candy calamari on a stick.
Deliciously gross gummy rodent.
Spinning aluminum top shaped like an egg.
Creepy cerebral candle.
The half gallon humorous mug.
Coffee cup styled like the original Nintendo handheld console.
Collectible surprise toys that emerge from moldable dough inside a meteor shell.
Burgers and bacon on your feet!
Stylish pacifiers for the flirtatious rogue.
LED flashlight looks like a VW Type 2 panel van.
Saltwater taffy flavored like the Southern food pairing.
A blowgun set with a target.
Gumballs flavored like delicious bacon.
Desktop hourglass filled with iron filings.
Photo frame made from a recycled LP record.
The no-spill way to hold two drinks in one hand.
Sticky, squishy toy that looks like a 🦄 took a big 💩.
Seasonal treats that taste like delicious poultry.
Save your coins in a fun scientific display.
Goes "shiiiing" when the tip is extended.
Dry brick of notepaper styled like noodles.
Hard candy lozenges made with real tea.
Logic and dexterity puzzle in a glass bottle.
Playable erasers that look and smell like popsicles.
Colorful soaps look and smell like real gummy bears.
Super-sized sweet treat.
Hilariously entertaining and informative flash cards for hypochondriacs.
Seriously spicy sauce packaged in a wooden outhouse.
Sculpt your own crayons!
Jelly Bellies that taste like maple-laced flapjacks.
Caffeine addiction legitimization in a mug.
Confectionery crooks that taste like Swedish Fish.
Candy flavored like the greatest food in the universe.
Wooden fidget toy used for tricks.
'80s-style fashion adorned with your favorite logo.
Twist-up stick of bacon-flavored balm.
A gel-filled action figure that stretches 4x his size!
Make your taco look like a triceratops.
Energy-boosting beans with fruit flavors.
Super spicy peanuts made with the world's hottest peppers.
Ridiculously fast-paced, mind-messing card game.
Silicone tray makes ice out of the States.
A mini version of the popular ice sport.
A glittering heap of poo-colored putty.
Make your own amazing paper pop-up toy!
Sweet candy canes with a delicious dill flavor.
Bandages that look like nasty cuts and gashes!
Send a potato message through the mail!
Everything needed to cultivate an indoor garden of culinary herbs.
An assortment of solid sweets that taste like a variety of brews.
Set of six tea lights styled like cactuses.
Collectible set of solar objects formed in glass.
Freshly popped pencil erasers.
Healthy flavor additives for dog food.
Deliver your real gift card in a hilarious diversion gift card box.
Candy canes flavored like fruity Life Savers.
Fruit-flavored airy sugary snack.
Lollipops with a real mealworm inside.
Heavy-duty inflatable animals.
Modern design coupled with waterproof plastic.
A pickle brine ice pop with electrolytes.
A sweet spread made from moonshine.
Adorable and completely necessary feline hat.
Attachable pencil clip for springing spitballs.
Seafood-flavored candy canes!
A sweet, fruity drink that’s like liquid cotton candy!
A retro soda that tastes like cola and kicks like an energy drink!
Tasty sodas flavored like licorice candy.
Hard candy made with tooth-friendly xylitol.
Environmentally friendly dish scrubs made from corn cobs and peach pits.
Dip and devour tasty finger foods.
Candy canes flavored like the tropical fruit drink.
Caffeinated gum with a refreshing mint flavor.
Desktop skill game with ball bearings.
An inflatable, mythical fountain that stands over six feet tall!
Soft erasers shaped like colorful cacti.
Sweet soda that tastes like marshmallows!
Safely pull hot oven racks and bakeware closer.
Heated USB slippers that look like happy s’mores.
Umbrellas made with a real beer tap handle for a grip.
Enormous milk caramel lollipop.
Crazy candy canes with cheesy pasta flavor.
Musk-scented air freshener shaped like the tech tycoon.
Hand sanitizer in hilarious bottles.
A jigsaw puzzle styled like a can of Pringles potato crisps.
Socks for the legs of your chairs made to look like feline paws.
Handsome desk piece made from a cube of solid tungsten.
Add a hot drink to reveal classic Mario Kart artwork.
A major award in a small package.
Catnip-based beverage for your kitty in a mini wine bottle.
Say yes to an adult beverage!
Selection of luxuriously flavored cocoa mixes.
A set of four miniature mason jar shot glasses.
A box of jelly beans with five festive flavors.
Sweet pickle-flavored hard candy.
Super sour (and tasty) holiday treats!
Hot liquid changes this red mug into a colorful Mario scene.
Smoky cinnamon candy canes named after the demon of Christmas.
Enjoy Jelly Belly flavor in candy cane form!
An enchanting remote control for your Christmas tree!
A flexible magnetic construction set.
Make ice cubes that look like imprisoned Han Solos.
Coffee cup with a cephalopod hidden within it.
A holiday desk saguaro that lights up.
A versatile carabiner with a fully rotating hook.
A whirling toy with mesmerizing patterns.
Authentic New York City coffee cup design with an eco-friendly twist.
McSteven's green hot chocolate mix in a pot o' gold.
A scraper that keeps your BBQ grate clean.