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A personalized candy portrait.
Wacky and weird electronic musical instrument.
A grossly satisfying pimple popping toy.
Illuminated dry erase board shaped like a word balloon.
A fish-shaped cooler for your drinks.
Super-loud sour popping candy.
Spitball shooter with toilet paper ammo.
Save your coins in a fun scientific display.
Electronic fingerless mitts shaped like cute toast.
A variety pack of encased meats made from exotic animals.
A pack of dried, edible scorpions—stinger and all!
Reseal your bags with adorable animals.
A jolly jumbo treat made of solid peppermint candy.
One of the world’s hottest peppers 🔥 🌶.
Sticky, squishy glow-in-the-dark toy that looks like a ghost.
Little gummies flavored like famous fizzy drinks.
Microwavable popcorn flavored with a super-spicy pepper.
A ratchet belt with a knife, flashlight, and more!
The world's strongest coffee.
Carry your stuff more curiously awesomely.
Sweet gummy shaped like a pretzel.
Remote-controlled light styled after the video game character Pac-Man.
Make your own hot sauce using real chili peppers!
Super-sized stuffed french fry box with five potato sticks.
Give someone special the gift of their very own star.
5 miniature tins of brilliantly hued thinking putty.
Mug that looks like a golf ball.
Carbonated soft drinks that taste like cake.
Caffeinated beverages modeled after Springfield libations.
An enormous version of the beloved milk chocolate drop.
A pickle brine ice pop with electrolytes.
An exotic sausage made from wild boar, elk, pheasant, and more!
Beef jerky made with an insanely hot pepper.
Flavored marshmallow squares for snacking.
A unique sweet drink flavored like fresh-cut grass.
Ugly-cute lounging footwear styled after a deepsea fish.
A delicious carbonated drink made with real cocoa!
Cotton candy imbued with the famous 23 flavors of the popular soda.
Licorice twists flavored like popular sodas.
Ugly-cute super-soft stuffed animal.
Huge huggable plush toys modeled after tasty treats.
Sweet dairy-flavored soft drink.
An infrared firing range that shoots targets into the air!
Glowing Moon color-changing mood lamp.
Creepy cerebral candle.
Over-the-door basketball hoop laundry hamper.
Adorable light shaped like a balloon animal.
The "bulletproof" shot glass.
A plush unicorn that emits a rainbow of light.
Punderfully plush monument to cats and wordplay.
Deliciously gross gummy rodent.
Hollow balls of gum that contain Nerds candy.
Hard candy made with tooth-friendly xylitol.
Fifteen giant paper clips in an attractive kraft gift box.
Sticky, squishy toy that looks like a 🦄 took a big 💩.
Super-sized sweet treat.
Gravity-defying RC racers in tubes.
Family-friendly frenzied block stacking (and exploding) game.
A whirling toy with mesmerizing patterns.
Spinning aluminum top shaped like an egg.
Jigsaw with gradual, maddening color shift from blue to green.
Metal pail that looks like a guitar amplifier.
A cozy plush kitten that comes wrapped like a burrito.
Add a hot liquid to reveal a rainbow mane.
Selection of luxuriously flavored cocoa mixes.
Seriously spicy sauce packaged in a wooden outhouse.
Flavored honey packets for snacking and more.
Magnetic spinning desk toy.
A mini tin of putty with a beachy scent.
Toss-and-catch suction cup set.
Writing utensils that leave an impression.
Add hot water and Mr. Rogers changes into a cardigan.
Small tin of bright-colored putty.
Everything you need to cultivate a once-believed-extinct bonsai forest.
Party game based on putting a negative spin on positive news.
Playful desk art that changes shape with a twirl.
Pickled cucumbers imbued with Carolina Reaper spice.
Spreadable jelly graced with real bacon.
Caffeine addiction legitimization in a mug.
Fruit-flavored airy sugary snack.
Peanut brittle that doesn't hurt your teeth!
Fully functional petite prognosticating pool ball.
Truly elegant stationery (that makes fart sounds).
A mythical (and adorable!) night light.
A large, detailed grape arachnid.
Liquid-filled candies flavored like the beloved orange-flavored drink.
Super-sized puffed rice and marshmallow dessert brick.
Send a potato message through the mail!
The half gallon humorous mug.
A blowgun set with a target.
Creepy-crawly chewy candy with hundreds of legs.
Heat-sensitive mug blooms with hot beverages.
Classic drink flavors in soft candy pieces.
A versatile carabiner with a fully rotating hook.
Delicious cake bites with funfetti-flavored coating.
An art-inspired statuette with a piercing scream.
Set of six cereal-themed puzzles.
Cool, refreshing lemonade with hot habanero flavor.
Portable metal dartboard with magnet-tipped darts.
Nature’s most playful animal on your desk!
Confectionery crooks that taste like Swedish Fish.
A jumbo version of the classic sugary treat.
Hard candy lozenges made with real tea.
Versatile sharpener for scissors, knives, and more.
An executive tabletop skeeball game.
Your own images in a classic viewing toy.
Heated USB slippers that look like happy s’mores.
Five single servings of sweetened java.
Turn a favorite wine bottle into a centerpiece.
An extra-long drink holder that fits two cans.
Catnip-based beverage for your kitty in a mini wine bottle.
Incredibly small and surprisingly strong flashlight.
Logic and dexterity puzzle in a glass bottle.
Tiny frontier-inspired construction set.
Gumballs flavored like delicious bacon.
Tabletop edition of the popular bean bag lawn game.
The delectable aroma of Hershey's milk chocolate in a 13.5 oz candle.
Set of six tea lights styled like cactuses.
Umbrellas made with a real beer tap handle for a grip.
Jelly Belly jelly beans flavored like the delicious fruit drink.
Bandages that look like nasty cuts and gashes!
Bite-size sandwich cookies styled like hamburgers.
Tiny tinsel tree powered by USB.
Set of super-small coloring styluses.
Super sour (and tasty) holiday treats!
Candy flavored like the greatest food in the universe.
Sweet pickle-flavored hard candy.
Brighten up your writing!
Attachable pencil clip for springing spitballs.
Colorful soaps look and smell like real gummy bears.
Vanilla-scented doughnut erasers.
All-in-one portable golf club cleaner.
The no-spill way to hold two drinks in one hand.
Super spicy peanuts made with the world's hottest peppers.
Just add water to make glow-in-the-dark faux snow!
Stylish pacifiers for the flirtatious rogue.
Big ol' coffee cup with a giant gherkin handle.
Decoy containers cleverly disguised as popular canned goods.
Chocolate-covered almonds disguised as olives.
Lollipops with a real mealworm inside.
Twist-up stick of bacon-flavored balm.
Heavy-duty inflatable animals.
A gel-filled action figure that stretches 4x his size!
A candle that smells like outer space.
Desktop hourglass filled with iron filings.
Tools and tips to teach you how to blow amazing bubble creations.
Ultra-compact toy train set.
Tiny version of the classic stuffed animal.
Confectionery crooks that taste like soda pop.
Milk's favorite candy cane.
Seasonal treats that taste like delicious poultry.
Delectable bites of cinnamon bun dough coated in frosting and ready to eat.
Musk-scented air freshener shaped like the tech tycoon.
A revolver cylinder for storing pens and pencils.
Enormous and delicious aquatic predator made of gummy.
A plush wookie holder for your drink.
A kit of fire starters that are truly windproof and waterproof.
"Read Between the Lines" beer glasses with golfing flair.
Super-soft snack-themed toy.
Everything you need to transform liquor into a cocktail.
A handy carabiner that can start fires and more.
Diecast Hot Wheels even smaller than the originals.
Soft erasers shaped like colorful cacti.
Handsome desk piece made from a cube of solid tungsten.
Lager-inspired socks in an imitation beer can.
A darling dinosaur to help you steep tea.
Mini disco balls that light up!
Jelly Bellies that taste like maple-laced flapjacks.
A tiny keychain styled after the classic Polaroid instant camera.
Wooden fidget toy used for tricks.
A box of jelly beans with five festive flavors.
Deliver your real gift card in a hilarious diversion gift card box.
'80s-style fashion adorned with your favorite logo.
A key holder with an adorable pop-up surprise.
Stack your cards without toppling the pile!
Desktop skill game with ball bearings.
The Vat19est keychain you can buy.
Silicone tray makes ice out of the States.
LED flashlight looks like a VW Type 2 panel van.
Pencils, pens, eraser, and ruler that look like the Space Shuttle.
Collection of thirteen serene ambient environments.
Make your facial hair festive!
A glittering heap of poo-colored putty.
Hot liquid changes this red mug into a colorful Mario scene.
Ballpoint pens realistically styled like hardware.
A miniaturized version of the iconic fashion doll.
A major award in a small package.
Delicious ammo in a military-inspired tin.
Energy-boosting beans with fruit flavors.
Officially licensed light-up keychain with authentic sound effect.
Freshly popped pencil erasers.
Healthy flavor additives for dog food.
Plush blobfish on a clip.
Milk chocolate cups topped with even more candy.
Adorable and completely necessary feline hat.
Dry brick of notepaper styled like noodles.
A working mini model of the classic drawing toy.
Playable erasers that look and smell like popsicles.
Enormous milk caramel lollipop.
McSteven's green hot chocolate mix in a pot o' gold.
Cotton candy with a hint of Christmas crop dusting.
Blacklight-responsive and ironically stylish hip pack.
Won’t you be my fridge neighbor?
Socks for the legs of your chairs made to look like feline paws.
A set of four miniature mason jar shot glasses.
Environmentally friendly dish scrubs made from corn cobs and peach pits.
A jigsaw puzzle styled like a can of Pringles potato crisps.
Make your own amazing paper pop-up toy!
Solar system themed dining set.
Burgers and bacon on your feet!
Moldable clay figures that melt again and again.
Officially licensed light with sound effect.
Officially-licensed Super Mario coin bank with authentic sound effects.
Turn your feet into flippers!
Bottle caps jokingly presented as baking accessories.
Wearable mittens with sneaky flask inside.
Goes "shiiiing" when the tip is extended.
Magnetically-attracted fine-line coloring pens.