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Little gummies flavored like famous fizzy drinks.
An iconic flavor duo in five pounds of gummy bears!
Extremely spicy hard candy nuggets.
Happy little energy drink.
Fully-playable arcade cabinets just inches tall!
Carbonated soft drinks that taste like cake.
The half gallon humorous mug.
Fun fidgeting magnets that glow in the dark!
Fluffy cotton candy with a rich cake flavor.
Delicious candy powder that turns into gum as you chew!
Tin of glittery, confetti putty that glows in the dark!
A fully-playable mini deck of the beloved card game.
A cozy plush kitten that comes wrapped like a burrito.
Easy-to-play woodwind that sounds like a real saxophone.
Carry your stuff more curiously awesomely.
Mini disco balls that light up!
A grossly satisfying pimple popping toy.
Huge huggable plush toys modeled after tasty treats.
Delicious Belgian chocolates with potential calming effects.
A retro soda that tastes like cola and kicks like an energy drink!
Licorice twists flavored like popular sodas.
Sticky, squishy glow-in-the-dark toy that looks like a ghost.
Small tin of bright-colored putty.
Super-sized stuffed french fry box with five potato sticks.
All-natural raw honey with hemp supplement.
A delicious carbonated drink made with real cocoa!
Tasty snow cones from your freezer!
A real, edible scorpion dipped in chocolate!
Flavored marshmallow squares for snacking.
The breakfast pastry in cotton candy form!
Super-sour chewy candy with a hard shell.
Wine glasses with built in sipping straws
Microwavable popcorn flavored with a super-spicy pepper.
Liquid-filled candies flavored like the beloved orange-flavored drink.
Give someone special the gift of their very own star.
Pickled cucumbers imbued with Carolina Reaper spice.
A unique sweet drink flavored like fresh-cut grass.
Seriously spicy sauce packaged in a wooden outhouse.
An inflatable, mythical fountain that stands over six feet tall!
A kit of fire starters that are truly windproof and waterproof.
A sweet, fruity drink that’s like liquid cotton candy!
Delicious ammo in a military-inspired tin.
Chocolate-covered almonds disguised as olives.
Cotton candy with delicious key lime flavor!
Carbonated soda pop that tastes like sweet soil.
One of the world’s hottest peppers 🔥 🌶.
A plush unicorn that emits a rainbow of light.
Cotton candy that tastes like the tropical drink.
Soft mellocreme candies inspired by ice cream cones.
Sweet gummy shaped like a pretzel.
Cotton candy that tastes like the popular ice cream treat!
Over-the-door basketball hoop laundry hamper.
Soda pop with tart green apple flavor.
Caffeinated beverages modeled after Springfield libations.
Delicious dual-flavored sour dipping candy.
An exotic sausage made from wild boar, elk, pheasant, and more!
Sweet soda that tastes like marshmallows!
The delicious dessert in two flavors of cotton candy!
Set of super-small coloring styluses.
Make your water Internet famous.
Deliciously gross gummy rodent.
Super-sized puffed rice and marshmallow dessert brick.
Ugly-cute super-soft stuffed animal.
Grilling multi-tool with pocket knife design.
Service platter shaped like an avocado.
A rubbery toy that changes colors as you squeeze it!
Deliciously scented putty with a super-soft texture.
Microwave popcorn with a hint of spice and lime.
Caffeinated gum with a refreshing mint flavor.
Brighten up your writing!
Glowing Moon color-changing mood lamp.
Fizzy soft drink that tastes like America's favorite yellow condiment.
Fizzy drink that tastes like cocoa-coated fruit.
McSteven's green hot chocolate mix in a pot o' gold.
Set of six cereal-themed puzzles.
Cotton candy flavored like the fruity wine.
A revolver cylinder for storing pens and pencils.
Save your coins in a fun scientific display.
A mini tin of putty with a beachy scent.
Catnip-based beverage for your kitty in a mini wine bottle.
Ugly-cute lounging footwear styled after a deepsea fish.
The official Vat hat.
Desktop goat statue that makes a screaming noise.
Fully functional petite prognosticating pool ball.
A crisp, sweet soda with a cucumber taste.
Jigsaw with gradual, maddening color shift from blue to green.
Beef jerky made with an insanely hot pepper.
Coffee cup with a model of the Solar System.
Crunchy cones made of cookies and pretzels!
All-natural peanut butter with a zippy kick!
Tiny frontier-inspired construction set.
Classic Pixy Stix with flavors from south of the border.
Microwaveable popcorn with a habanero kick!
Trident gum flavored like the delicious candy.
Sweet dairy-flavored soft drink.
5 miniature tins of brilliantly hued thinking putty.
Creepy cerebral candle.
Big ol' coffee cup with a giant gherkin handle.
Tiny version of the original mind-warping puzzle.
A blowgun set with a target.
Sweet cotton candy with a kick of heat!
Giant Smarties with a sweet surprising flavor.
Cotton candy imbued with the famous 23 flavors of the popular soda.
Realistic foot and leg bone socks.
A delicious soft drink that tastes like peanut-butter-filled chocolate!
Delicious cake bites with funfetti-flavored coating.
Electronic fingerless mitts shaped like cute toast.
Desktop hourglass filled with iron filings.
Flavored honey packets for snacking and more.
Caffeine addiction legitimization in a mug.
A bag of gummy that looks like bait.
A working mini model of the classic drawing toy.
Sticky, squishy toy that looks like a 🦄 took a big 💩.
A tiny version of the popular '90s toy that really works!
'80s-style fashion adorned with your favorite logo.
The Vat19est keychain you can buy.
Freshly popped pencil erasers.
Pour in hot liquid to reveal radiant creatures from the deep.
Heavy-duty inflatable animals.
Cool, refreshing lemonade with hot habanero flavor.
A pickle brine ice pop with electrolytes.
Add a hot liquid to reveal a rainbow mane.
The "bulletproof" shot glass.
Officially licensed light with sound effect.
Heat-sensitive mug blooms with hot beverages.
Grow your own avocado tree from a seed!
An extra-long drink holder that fits two cans.
Magnetic spinning desk toy.
BBQ flavored microwave popcorn.
Jelly Bellies that taste like maple-laced flapjacks.
KO stress with a mini boxing bag and gloves.
Keychain multi-tool with a ratchet-driver!
Tasty cotton candy that’s sweet, savory, and smoky!
Fruit-flavored airy sugary snack.
Gummy styled like an ice pop!
Hollow balls of gum that contain Nerds candy.
An enchanting remote control for your Christmas tree!
A pack of dried, edible scorpions—stinger and all!
Adorable light shaped like a balloon animal.
A toy version of the popular lumberjack game.
Challenging Pictionary-like game played with invisible ink.
Dip and devour tasty finger foods.
Everything needed to cultivate an indoor garden of culinary herbs.
Hilariously entertaining and informative flash cards for hypochondriacs.
Plush blobfish on a clip.
A tiny keychain styled after the classic Polaroid instant camera.
Wooden fidget toy used for tricks.
Hard candy lozenges made with real tea.
Tasty sodas flavored like licorice candy.
Party game based on putting a negative spin on positive news.
Spinning aluminum top shaped like an egg.
Bite-size sandwich cookies styled like hamburgers.
Strawberry and cocoa-flavored soda pop.
Candy calamari on a stick.
Clever flasks designed to look like everyday objects.
LED flashlight looks like a VW Type 2 panel van.
Sweet candy canes with a delicious dill flavor.
Hot liquid changes this red mug into a colorful Mario scene.
Collectible surprise toys that emerge from moldable dough inside a meteor shell.
Coffee cup styled like the original Nintendo handheld console.
A glittering heap of poo-colored putty.
Ultra-compact toy train set.
The no-spill way to hold two drinks in one hand.
Tiny version of the classic stuffed animal.
Seafood-flavored candy canes!
Reseal your bags with adorable animals.
An assortment of solid sweets that taste like a variety of brews.
A fish-shaped cooler for your drinks.
Magnetic pattern-matching game.
Hard candy made with tooth-friendly xylitol.
Holds cooking utensils while eliminating messes.
Bits of waffle cone covered in milk chocolate.
Modern design coupled with waterproof plastic.
Five single servings of sweetened java.
Blacklight-responsive and ironically stylish hip pack.
Bandages that look like nasty cuts and gashes!
Collectible set of solar objects formed in glass.
Delicious brownie bites coated in chocolate!
Hard candy with a touch of sea salt and a flavored center.
Super-sized sweet treat.
Turn your bath into a rainbow!
Lager-inspired socks in an imitation beer can.
Truly elegant stationery (that makes fart sounds).
Add hot water to turn stars into constellations.
The delectable aroma of Hershey's milk chocolate in a 13.5 oz candle.
Make your taco look like a triceratops.
Spreadable jelly graced with real bacon.
Nature’s most playful animal on your desk!
Milk's favorite candy cane.
Deliver your real gift card in a hilarious diversion gift card box.
Candy canes flavored like the tropical fruit drink.
Jelly Belly jelly beans flavored like the delicious fruit drink.
Will you spin a gross or a delicious gummy?
Delectable bites of cinnamon bun dough coated in frosting and ready to eat.
Silicone tray makes ice out of the States.
A jolly jumbo treat made of solid peppermint candy.
Make ice cubes that look like imprisoned Han Solos.
Stylish pacifiers for the flirtatious rogue.
Rubber eraser shaped like a human ear.
Ballpoint pens realistically styled like hardware.
Officially licensed light-up keychain with authentic sound effect.
Sweet and spicy microwaveable popcorn.
Dry brick of notepaper styled like noodles.
Cotton candy with spicy cinnamon flavor!
Send a potato message through the mail!
Tangle-free earphone covers!
Selection of luxuriously flavored cocoa mixes.
Seasonal treats that taste like delicious poultry.
Candy flavored like the greatest food in the universe.
Confectionery crooks that taste like soda pop.
Confectionery crooks that taste like Swedish Fish.
Soft erasers shaped like colorful cacti.
Twist-up stick of bacon-flavored balm.
Goes "shiiiing" when the tip is extended.
Diecast Hot Wheels even smaller than the originals.
Gumballs flavored like delicious bacon.
Desktop skill game with ball bearings.
Candy canes flavored like fruity Life Savers.
A set of four miniature mason jar shot glasses.
A gel-filled action figure that stretches 4x his size!
Super sour (and tasty) holiday treats!
Handsome desk piece made from a cube of solid tungsten.
Pencils, pens, eraser, and ruler that look like the Space Shuttle.
Umbrellas made with a real beer tap handle for a grip.
Safely pull hot oven racks and bakeware closer.
A tiny version of the classic toy that really works!
Enormous milk caramel lollipop.
Covert cricket noisemaker will drive your loved ones crazy!
A jigsaw puzzle styled like a can of Pringles potato crisps.
Heated USB slippers that look like happy s’mores.
Energy-boosting beans with fruit flavors.
A box of jelly beans with five festive flavors.
Won’t you be my fridge neighbor?
Socks for the legs of your chairs made to look like feline paws.
Cozy, colorful slippers with LED lights.
A major award in a small package.
Sweet and tangy candy canes!
Say yes to an adult beverage!
Sweet pickle-flavored hard candy.
Peanut brittle that doesn't hurt your teeth!
Set of six tea lights styled like cactuses.
Environmentally friendly dish scrubs made from corn cobs and peach pits.
Candy Canes flavored like the fruity candy.
Adorable and completely necessary feline hat.
Feline play cube with face cutouts for funny poses.
Small cable clips keep all your cords handy and off the floor.