Rubber Chicken Christmas Ornaments: The loudest ornaments money can buy.
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Rubber Chicken Christmas Ornaments

The loudest ornaments money can buy.

Rubber Chicken Ornaments
Because we receive this item in an assortment, we must sell them randomly. You'll receive one of the styles pictured.
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Rubber Chicken Christmas Ornaments
  • Rubber Chicken Ornaments
  • Because we receive this item in an assortment, we must sell them randomly. You'll receive one of the styles pictured.
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Overview

Deck the halls with boughs of…poultry? Show your holiday cheer with decorative versions of everybody's favorite noise-making hen.

Don’t be fooled by their comical appearance, these unordinary ornaments can hang with the best of them. Presenting themselves as chicken-ified versions of classic holiday icons, these hangable hawks’ bright colors and memorable designs will get a hearty Christmas laugh from even the grumpiest Scrooge! And since they’re smaller than traditional rubber chickens, they’re perfect for hanging up.

Of course, they don’t just look like rubber chickens, they sound like them too! Give these silly stocking stuffers a squeeze, and they’ll scream out their Christmas spirit from here to the North Pole!

Because we receive this item in an assortment, we must sell them randomly. You'll receive Snowman, Reindeer, Christmas Tree, Santa Claus, or Gingerbread Man.

Features & specs

  • Holiday-themed decorative rubber chickens
  • Available Styles: Snowman, Reindeer, Christmas Tree, Santa Claus, and Gingerbread Man
  • Woven hoop for hanging
  • Makes a loud noise when squeezed
  • Approximate Dimensions (varies with style): 2.75”-3.5” (7.0cm-8.9cm) x 7.5”-8.5” (19.05cm-21.59cm) x 1.5”-3” (3.81cm-7.62cm)
  • Your design will be chosen at random

Sorry! We're sold out until April 22.

$8.99

More stock arriving on April 22, 2024.

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