Meet the Vat19.com Team!
Don't forget to click on each person's face for a little surprise.
- Loves: Disc golf, racquetball, and how consistently delicious pineapples are
- Skills: Highly trained sense of smell
- Interesting facts: Never been beaten in a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos or Kerplunk.
- Skills: Can touch rim
- Wants: To dunk
- Hobby: Building custom clay skeet pigeons
- Favorite season: Shark Week
- She's Never: Gonna give you up
- She's also never: Gonna let you down
- Collects: Bolo Ties
- Does not collect: Vintage cast iron skillets
- Favorite TV show: Roseanne (don't judge)
- Skills: Can jump on a pogo stick without using hands
- Loves: Uncooked spaghetti, wakeboarding
- Interests: Throwing a frisbee, running, Groundhog Day
- Has Never: Returned a library book on time
- Dream Job: Dinosaur
- Loves: Working out
- Described by Jamie as: Best costumer ever!
- Abides tomfollery from: Nobody
- Loves: Fast cars and anything with wheels
- Favorite movie: Anchorman
- Wants: To live on an island
- Current Temp: Cold, 24/7
- Loves more than life itself: BTS
- Interesting Fact: Was an extra in a Fall Out Boy music video
- Enjoys: Shakespeare, house plants, and a fine cup of coffee
- Most Likely To: Judge your music taste
- Best Known For: Giving out her HBO account
- Loves: Jokes
- Hates: Laughter
- Enjoys: Going to the gym... to ask people if they want to wrestle.
- Sleeps: With all the windows open and hanging upside down from the ceiling like a bat.
- Loves: Video games, movies and video games... plus video games.
- Favorite animal with a long neck that starts with a G: Giraffe
- Special skill: Can juggle one ball for almost three seconds
- Interesting fact: Can say the alphabet backwards in two seconds
- Third favorite film: Big Trouble in Little China
- Likes: Cooking, fondling my sweaters, refrigerators
- Hates: Harley Jarvis
- Big Fan of: Running for fun
- Can't: Spell "definitely" correct the first time
- Once was: Stranded at sea
- Favorite movie: The Dark Crystal (1982)
- Soul sisters with: Luna Lovegood
- Fun fact: Speaks Canadian French, which is like real French but not as cool
- Has: A Star Wars podcast
- Doesn't Have: A comb
- Short-term childhood obsession: Stuart Little (1999)
- Likes: Metal Music, Your Grandmas Clothes, Mashed Potatoes
- Fun Fact: Hufflepuff
- Special Skill: Can touch her tongue to her nose
- Likes: EDM, Snowboarding & Thai food
- Special Skill: Is tall
- Favorite 90s dance move: The Sprinkler
- Will: Get your obscure 90s pop culture references
- Is: A french fry connoisseur
- Never has: enough fun facts about self
- Accomplishments: Middle school spelling bee champion, intermediate knitter, and has 2 cats
- Fears: Anything happening to my 2 cats
- Signature Move: Phone a friend
- Feels Strongly About: Eating chicken nuggets without sauce
- Loves: Photography and literally any brand of pizza besides Imos.
- Special Skill: Can consume multiple 2-Liters of Soda in the same day.
- An Aglet: Is the greatest invention since sliced bread
- Loves: Sports and Batman
- Special Skill: Can sneeze with eyes open!
- Feels Strongly About: Bigfoot preservation
- Loves: Cryptozoology
- Special Skill: Has never lost a round of Dr. Robotnik’s Mean Bean Machine
- Could Be: 5'3" if she wanted to.
- Feels Strongly Against: Toddlers eating corn.
- Special Skill: Frightens easily due to lack of peripheral vision and attention deficit.
- Career Goal: To defeat Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson at Wrestlemania 43.
- A Strong Advocate For: Pretzel Buns
- Shares a Birthday With: Taylor Swift, Steve Buscemi
- Loves: My cat Loki, games, strawberry
- Very: Indecisive
- Fun Fact: Born in America raised in England/Korea
- Has a special talent for: picking the wrong line. Every. Time.
- Is horrible at: remembering names so Hi...you.
- Accomplishment: Rode my horse in 23 states
- Loves: St. Louis Cardinals Baseball
- Favorite NCAA Basketball Teams: Duke Blue Devils, Missouri Tigers, and Illinois Fighting Illini
- Favorite TV Show: Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives
- Loves: Nice people
- Hates: Stealing
- Enjoys: Watching the Cards, the Blues, and the New Orleans Saints
- Favorite TV Show: Young Sheldon
Jamie — The Evil Boss
- Keeps everyone warm and well-fed so that we can continue to bring you the most curiously awesome gifts on the planet.
- Has a Ph.D. in Nothing and does not speak French, Italian, or German.
- Loves Vat19.com and works tirelessly to ensure you love everything about your purchase.
Alison — Boss Lady
- Begrudingly shares her birthday with Valentine's Day.
- Has a Ph.D. in Biochemistry and Molecular Biology. For real.
- The real brains of the operation?