Overview

As the saying goes, the pen is louder than the sword! The Rubber Chicken Pen is the perfect desk accessory for anyone who thinks office supplies take themselves way too seriously.

Combining the utility of a smooth-writing pen with the absurd fun of the classic gag transforms your boring ballpoint into your new favorite stationery. And with one squeeze, a silent study session becomes more than the ears can handle.

Even though this handheld hen is small, its shrieks are still jarring enough to delightfully annoy anyone in earshot, so prepare for glares from your enemies and chuckles from your friends. Buy one for every bird in your flock and stage your own slapstick screeching symphony.

Features & specs

• A pen styled like a rubber chicken
• Squawks when you squeeze it!
• Includes removable clear cap
• Length: 7” (17.78cm)
• Ballpoint with black ink
• Materials: soft rubber, TPR, natural latex
• Recommended for ages 3+
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How Melt Protection Works
High temperatures during shipping (or a few hours on a sunny porch) can turn a curiously awesome item into a soupy mess.
At checkout, you can choose to purchase optional Melt Protection to protect your item from extreme heat.
• Insulated Protection: Selecting Melt Protection at checkout adds thermal wrapping and ice pack(s) to your order.
• The Guarantee (U.S. only): If melt protection is purchased and your item still arrives melted, we will refund or replace those items.
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