Future Pee: A citrus energy drink with realistic expectations.
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Future Pee Energy Drink

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A citrus energy drink with realistic expectations.

Future Pee Energy Drink
The future can be now, but only if you drink it.
It's funny because it's true.
Vat19 crew members try Future Pee for the first time!
  • Future Pee Energy Drink
  • The future can be now, but only if you drink it.
  • It's funny because it's true.
  • Video: Vat19 crew members try Future Pee for the first time!
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Item #5840


Let's make something clear: Future Pee is not pee. Pee was not involved in the creation of this product, nor was it bottled or produced in a factory that handles pee. That would be "present pee." This is Future Pee, a Vat19 exclusive energy drink with a delicious citrus flavor!

Technically everything you drink will be pee in the future, but when you drink Future Pee, you'll be treated to a delicious splash of B vitamins and energizing caffeine that'll flush away your tiredness!

Its sugary, tart taste ensures it won't be an energy drink for long, since each carbonated sip puts it one step closer to completing its destiny!

Unlike every other energy drink, Future Pee doesn't deceive you with unrealistic claims. It won't light any fires, it won't make you a rockstar, and it most certainly will not give you wings. Future Pee keeps it real with the simple promise that its invigorating elixir will become pee.

So when the time ahead feels uncertain, reach for life's guarantees. No matter what the future holds, you can always rely on Future Pee.

Features & specs

  • Light citrus flavored energy drink
  • Is not pee
  • 12 fl. oz. (355 mL)
  • Caffeine content: 116 mg
  • To reiterate: this is an energy drink, not pee
  • Future Pee is also not a diuretic and has the same effect on urination as any other drink
  • Not recommended for children, pregnant women, or people sensitive to caffeine
  • To be absolutely, 1000%, irrevocably clear, this product contains no pee
  • Made in the USA
  • This item is a Vat19 exclusive!

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Future Pee Energy Drink Ingredients: Filtered carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, natural and artificial flavor (with caramel color), citric acid, sodium citrate, glucuronolactone, taurine, caffeine, potassium sorbate (preservative), sodium benzoate (preservative), niacinamide, inositol, sucralose, d-calcium pantothenate, pyridoxine, hydrochloride (vitamin b6), cyanocobalamin (vitamin b12)

Allergen Statement: Not recommended for pregnant women or children because they have to pee enough. Also not recommended for those sensitive to caffeine.

Halal: Unknown See all Halal

Gluten Free: Unknown See all Gluten Free

Kosher: No See all Kosher

Nutrition Facts

Serving Size 1 can (about 355 mL)

Serving Per Container 1

Amount Per Serving
Calories 100 Calories from Fat 0
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 0g 0%
Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Trans Fat 26g
Cholesterol 0mg 0%
Sodium 230mg 10%
Total Carbohydrate 26g 9%
Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
Total Sugars 25g
Includes 25g added sugars
Protein 0g

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