gifts for him
Five-pound gummy bear is equal to 1400 regular-sized bears.
A chocolate bar packed with Carolina Reaper Pepper!
The world's most sour soda.
Two feet of increasing spiciness!
A modern take on the classic kaleidoscope!
The world's most sour taffy!
A convenient coffee snack that’ll get you through the day.
The soundtrack for your sob story!
Throw away your paper like an all-star.
10 times the size of regular playing cards!
Delicious candy snake is nearly 2.5 feet long!
A classic take-out box made of ceramic.
Samurai-style keychain knife.
Individually wrapped, ready-to-eat sweet bacon.
An original Vat19 hot sauce with a ghost pepper kick!
A pineapple grenade filled with habanero hot sauce.
Fun Fact #212:
Our fart spray is so potent, it’s used to prepare army medics for the stench of combat hospitals.
Flavored honey packets for snacking and more.
Portable cereal and milk tumbler ensures every bite is crunchy.
A jiggly, fuzzy version of the adorable rodent.
Your favorite lunchroom meals made gummy.
Jelly Belly jelly beans that taste like Krispy Kreme donuts.
Ultra thin credit-card sized utility knife by Iain Sinclair.
Add amazing boba to any beverage!
Rick-roll your friends with this t-shirt!
Tiny trombone that goes Womp-Womp!
A Taiwanese beverage consisting of sweetened black tea, milk, and starch pearls.
An adorable ambient light styled like a TV-watching spud.
A colorful six-sided decorative desktop totem.
A magical pen that swaps textures with a switch!
A therapist that responds at the push of a button!
A citrus energy drink with realistic expectations.
Explosively sour boba for any drink!
Fun Fact #51:
The walls of our hallway are covered with beautiful fan art we received in the mail. Want to send some? Find our address here.
A tiny version of the distinctive noisemaker that really plays sound.
A desk decoration with a “Dun-Dun!” sound effect.
Miniature air blaster powered by USB or batteries.
A candy bar made of 100% edible cookie dough!
All-natural peanut butter with a zippy kick!
Fruity gum bursting with the familiar Warheads sour.
Real rifle shell houses pen that writes upside down and underwater.
Taste a slice of cheesecake without the fork!
Twist and pump to switch between six different bit sizes.
An adorable night light with an ingenious power switch.
Caffeine addiction legitimization in a mug.
A spinning globe with a mesmerizing swirl illusion.
The best tasting gummy that money can buy.
Six-pack of hard candy lollipops infused with bits of bacon.
A reacher with tiny hands on the grabbing claws.
Deliciously flavored corn puffs.
Fun Fact #211:
Jamie once made a self-portrait out of putty!
A DIY chicken coop for your desk.
Assemble miniature 3D models from laser cut metal sheets.
A shirt that reminds us that the messier the snack, the better!
Hand-crafted pens with designs featuring tools of destruction.
A shirt honoring the driest cracker of them all.
Declare your love of snacks with this t-shirt!
Knock out stress with this table-top punching bag.
A mood lamp that folds flat into a book.
No-chill cookie dough that’s made for snacking!
Enjoy Jones Soda as a tasty candy!
Take your favorite hot sauce with you!
A raucous card game all about butts!
A desktop dispenser of ordered attention and sanity.
Wallet-sized 18-in-1 multi-tool.
100 origami-style folding puzzles.
A miniature mood lamp with a real salt brick.
Fun Fact #22:
We once made a 9-foot-tall portrait of Abraham Lincoln entirely out of pennies. This penny portrait required over 14,833 pennies!
A full deck of one-inch playing cards!
Cute little chonkers within chonkers within chonkers...
Super-strong, saliva-stimulating mints.
A crispy version of the peach-flavored gummy candy!
Trick greeting card with 3+ hours of looping music and a hidden glitter bomb.
Spicy gummies inspired by the popular Mexican soda!
Miniature boba cup filled with boba-tea-flavored jelly beans!
Ballpoint pens realistically styled like hardware.
A sour soda version of the famous candy.
Little kitties gone fishin'.
A box of jelly beans with five festive flavors.
Bacon-flavored popcorn seasoning.
Tasty mini waffle cones filled with chocolate!
Jumbo cherry lollipops shaped like dice!
Movie munchies with a minty twist.
A bamboo-styled gel pen with a panda perched on top.
Fun Fact #43:
Dry ice and isopropyl alcohol can make a slushee in a jiffy. But so does our Slushy Maker — which is a lot safer (and less stinky).
Fold your own paper garden!
A word-guessing game with electric shocks!
A knapsack with an integrated LED array.
Hosiery themed after a hot slice.
A retro desk decoration that dispenses transparent memo pads!
A blade for slicing human feces.
An easy way to make homemade buttered popcorn!
A spicy southern twist on snack pretzels!
Socks with the iconic sandwich cookie on them.
Cordless hand vacuum featuring an adorable kitty!
Learn to perform the classic "mindreading" card trick.
A nightstand steamer styled like a cup of noodles.
A plush cup of boba that flips inside out to change its mood.
Super strong double-sided tape that is easy to remove.
A tumbler that looks like the Barbasol can from the dino classic.
Keeps nails, screws, and drill bits secured to your wrist.
Fun Fact #18:
We have a giant selection of products that are Made in the USA!
Hand towels printed and cut to look like meat.
A tiny electric fireplace with light and sound.
A blow-up decoration for your desk and home!
Twenty-three tools in your back pocket.
Energy-boosting beans with fruit flavors.
A stress ball styled like a humorous little hedgehog.
Pretzels with a pickled punch!
Christmas chaos that sings!
A drawing party game that puts your hips to work!
A block stacking game with an electrifying twist.
The uproarious quick-witted comebacks party card game.
A fidget keychain that pops.
A gag gift for the conveniently hearing-impaired.
Chop through your next pizza!
Carry a symphony of sound wherever you go!
Retro pocket synthesizer.
Fun Fact #172:
Five of our staff members were able to complete the Toe of Satan Challenge for $100. Could you handle the World's Spiciest Lollipop in your mouth for five minutes?!
A ratchet belt with a knife, flashlight, and more!
Sushi-making meets tabletop strategy.
The Swiss Army Knife of pens
A misattribution of cosmic proportions.
Blends two Harrison Ford heroes for your trolling pleasure!
A shirt inspired by the famous bargain bird.
A pair of take out-themed tube socks.
A competitive brainstorming game with a shrinking alphabet.
A plush potato dressed like a cowboy
Rub underneath your eyes to cry on command!
A t-shirt that blends two Tom Hanks heroes for your trolling pleasure!
A wallet that catches fire when you open it!
A night light that looks like a bao bun.
A hilarious waste bin themed desk caddy.
The man, the myth, the legend, the… action figure?
Strawberry-flavored mints with a super-strong mouthwatering effect.
Fun Fact #119:
We don't just notice pretty pictures on the Internet; we test all of our products. Sometimes we go too far like when we rented a steam roller and ran a bunch of them over!
A lighter that creates levitating flames!
A magnetic toy that defies gravity and turns magnetism into color.
A juice carton with a memo pad inside!
A far-flinging game of catch that lets you fling a ball up to 70 yards!
Sriracha and salt infused milk chocolate.
The snuggliest cryptid you'll ever encounter.
A plush potato wearing a hamburger costume.
Gummy fruit with a juicy filling!
A warning against habit-forming candies.
A big treat for the big game.
The "bulletproof" shot glass.
A jumbo mechanical pencil that writes and feels like a traditional wooden pencil.
A game of made-up words and definitions!
Writes at any angle...even upside down.
Explore America's Stealthiest Weapon.
Fun Fact #28:
Our former photographer once ate FOUR Gummy Hot Dogs in ten minutes. That's 250 calories per minute!
Seriously spicy sauce packaged in an outhouse.
An ambient light styled after the popular milk tea with tapioca pearls!
Squeeze this banana for moisturized lips!
Build a burger faster than your friends!
A super loud boombox-style Bluetooth speaker.
Feel the birthday buzz from these non-nicotine candles!
Jelly bean candies with potentially calming effects.
Sweet cotton candy with sweet pumpkin spice flavor.
Belgian wafer snack filled with chocolate, caramel cream, and candy chips.
A mug-sized pot of coffee!
Clandestine mini cooler for your golf bag holds up to 9 beers.
Never go back to boring shirts.
A shirt as tasteful as your favorite inedible treat!
A funny sand timer that reminds you to get off the pot.
Enjoy the magic of trolling.
Rest your top on a bottom!
Fun Fact #137:
Our VatPack doubles as both an awesome backpack and gift wrap!
A funny party game about turning good news into bad news.
Keeps soda icy cold 10 times longer.
A talking figurine inspired by the famous meme.
The official Vat hat.
A hilarious game of intensely awkward challenges.
A premium pocket-sized watercolor palette.
A figurine that plays clips from the greatest holiday movie of all time.
Relieve stress with a mini desktop litter box!
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