Poop Knife: A blade for slicing human feces.
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Poop Knife

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A blade for slicing human feces.

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Item #5138

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Everybody poops. But not everybody's poop easily flushes down the toilet.

If your plumbing stinks or if your dung just ain't dainty, you need to separate it into chunks for it to wash down the commode. But how? Just grab your fecal cleaver… you know, your dung divider... your guano glaive. To put it less delicately, cut the 💩 with your Poop Knife.

Inspired by Internet lore, this silicone scalpel is engineered to cleave your turds in twain (or thirds, if that's your thing). With a ten-inch reach, you won't even need to get your hand wet while you get the job done.

The solid metal core ensures you've got the power to pierce even the most prodigious of poos. And since it's dishwasher-safe, you can rest assured that after use, it'll be clean enough to eat off of without you having to lift a finger.

Who knows if the inspiration for the device is real, and who knows if your giftee will use it for the intended purpose? One thing that is for sure: the Poop Knife is a real thing for you to buy.

Features & specs

  • A knife specifically designed to divide human waste
  • It's a real thing
  • Both a gag gift and a gift that can make people gag
  • Dishwasher safe!
  • Includes a hole in the handle for hanging on a nail in your laundry room
  • Materials: metal core with a silicone outer blade
  • Approx. dimensions: 10" x 1" x 1/4" (25.4 cm x 2.4 cm x 0.6 cm)
  • Weight: 1.6 oz (50g)

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