Coffee Makes Me Poop Coffee Mug

Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug

Truth in advertising prevails on this coffee mug!

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No need for Madison Avenue to fluff up this coffee mug. It says it all right on the surface: "Coffee Makes Me Poop".

The 11-ounce ceramic mug is microwave and dishwasher safe.

Features & specs

  • Dimensions: 3.75" x 3" diameter
  • Capacity: 11 oz
  • Material: ceramic
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

A splash of truth with your morning joe, hon?

Coffee is one of the world's most popular drinks. It also boasts a number of health benefits in addition to helping to keep you awake.

Rarely, however, does the barista warn you that downing a caffeine-laden coffee concoction will send you running to the toilet posthaste. Despite scientists not knowing exactly why this occurs, there is quite enough empirical evidence to back it up (Pun City!).

So, cheers to the coffee mug that doesn't shy away from the fact that coffee expedites "dropping off a bit of wolf bait".

Man holding his Coffee Makes Me Poop Coffee Mug in the office.
It's quite possible that this page will include scores of euphemisms for brewing butt coffee.

And now for some pooping circumlocution

Make a Food-Rollup. Numero Dos. Parking Your Supper. Paving the Hershey Highway. Putting My Thoughts Down on Paper. A Full Moon Over Troubled Waters. Feeding the White Monster. Sinking a Link. Conducting a Movement. Cooking Some Fudge. Dropping Anchor. Punishing the Porcelain.


Oh yeah, the mug is also microwave and dishwasher safe!

Views of the front and back of the Coffee Makes Me Poop Coffee Mug.
The "Coffee Makes Me Poop" Coffee Mug is dishwasher and microwave safe.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: You guys are being a bit too gross on this page!

Answer: Yet you still made it all the way down here, didn't you?

Question: Are poop jokes really that funny? Can't you be a bit more clever?

Answer: Yes. No.

Question: Alright, fine, it's pretty funny because it's true.

Answer: We knew you'd come around!

Sorry! We're sold out until December 08.


More stock arriving on December 08, 2021.

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