Edible Gummy Mustache on a Stick
Handlebar mustache made from delicious gummy candy.
Overview
Bust out your inner Uncle Moneybags with the Gummy Mustache on a Stick.
This delicious (and suitably large) candy handlebar mustache simply begs for you to say everything in a posh Mid-Atlantic accent. And then eat it!
Each Gummy Mustache is hand made in the USA and is available in a wide variety of delicious flavors.
Features & specs
- Dimensions: 2" x 0.5" x 5" (6.5" with stick)
- Hand made in the USA
- Amazing taste
- Portability beam (aka stick)
- One year shelf life
- Pork gelatin (not vegetarian, halal, or kosher)
- Gluten free
With a Gummy Mustache, everything you say will be awesomer
Just ask this guy and he'll affirm that a mustache provides endless amusement. Now, transform that mustache into edible art on a stick and you've got pure candy genius.
Our Giant Gummy Mustache is part prop, part snack, and 100% hilarious. Just think how much more awesome it will sound when you shout, "Muffy, have you seen my evening stovepipe? No, not that hideous contraption. The one made with 100% hand-brushed long-haired beaver fur!" whilst rocking the Gummy Mustache. Precisely one million times more awesome — assuming you can shout the aforementioned with a straight face.
Everyone looks infinitely more awesome when "wearing" a Gummy Mustache.
Like all our gummy treats, this one excels in the looks department
By now, you know we love gummy. And it's not just for the amazing taste. All of these awesome treats are forged by a master craftsman — just check out the detail in his Gummy Snake and 26-pound Python! This artisan takes great pride in designing exquisite gummy candies and the Gummy Mustache is no exception.
Just check out the flare on that amazing handlebar Gummy Mustache!
Delicious gummy carefully crafted in the USA
We take candy very seriously. This is why we only sell delicious treats that are manufactured in US-based facilities that undergo extensive testing and monitoring.
We've visited the gummy factory where these amazing treats are made and came quite close to barricading ourselves inside for the weekend. The place is awesome! It's filled with tens of thousands of pounds of gummy. What's not to love?
The Gummy Mustache tastes as amazing as it looks.
Looks great on the ladies, too!
Age and gender shouldn't stop anyone from enjoying face plumage! The super delicious Gummy Mustache looks great on everyone no matter your age or lack of naturally occurring bristles.
Everyone (and we mean that!) will enjoy the Gummy Mustache.
Choose from five amazing flavors!
The Gummy Mustache on a Stick is currently available in five flavors: Red Cherry, Blue Raspberry, Green Apple, Cola (so good!), and Bubblegum.
The Gummy Mustache is currently available in a wide variety of mouth-watering flavors.
Frequently Asked Questions
Question: I "mustache" you a question. But I'm "shaving" it for later.
Answer: (Without even a hint of sarcasm) That will never get old, especially while donning a Gummy Mustache.
Question: Is the Gummy Mustache vegan, halal, or kosher?
Answer: Sorry, it is not. The gelatin is made from pork.
Question: How long will these amazing candy treats last?
Answer: They have a shelf life of one year! However, we have a feeling you won't be able to keep your hands off them for that long.
Question: Are you going to add more flavors?
Answer: It's always a possibility. However, what we have currently available is listed at the top of the page.
Question: Should I buy this or one of the many other gummy products you sell?
Answer: The obvious answer is that you should buy all of them. Each bear, worm, snake, python, and mustache has their place in what we call "The Circle of Gummy Life". It is a complex, inter-connected system of candy treats that requires balance. If any one gummy becomes too popular, the entire system could collapse. So, don't risk it. Get one of each.
Question: What was that previous answer all about?
Answer: Who knows. Let's get back to the basics: Now buy, buy, buy!
Question: What are the nutrition facts?
Answer: There are approximately 2 servings per Giant Gummy Mustache. Here are the amounts per serving: Calories = 120. Total Fat = 0g. Cholesterol = 0mg. Sodium = 10mg. Total Carbohydrate = 29g. Sugars = 19g. Protein = 2g.
Question: What are the ingredients?
Answer: They vary slightly between each flavor. Check out the table below for all of the nitty gritty details.
| Flavor | Ingredients |
|---|---|
| Red Cherry | Corn Syrup, Sugar, Gelatin, Citric Acid, Sorbitol, Natural & Artificial Flavors, FD&C Red #40, Vegetable Oil, Carnauba Wax, Canola Oil, Lecithin from Soybeans, Water, Rosemary Extract. CONTAINS SOY. |
| Blue Raspberry | Corn Syrup, Sugar, Gelatin, Citric Acid, Sorbitol, Natural & Artificial Flavors, Blue #1, Vegetable Oil, Carnauba Wax, Canola Oil, Lecithin from Soybeans, Water, Rosemary Extract. CONTAINS SOY. |
| Green Apple | Corn Syrup, Sugar, Gelatin, Citric Acid, Sorbitol, Natural & Artificial Flavors, FD&C Blue #1, Yellow #5, Vegetable Oil, Carnauba Wax, Canola Oil, Lecithin from Soybeans, Water, Rosemary Extract. CONTAINS SOY. |
| Cola | Corn Syrup, Sugar, Gelatin, Citric Acid, Sorbitol, Natural & Artificial Flavors, FD&C Yellow #5, Yellow #6, Red #40, Blue #1, Blue #2, Caramel Color, Vegetable Oil, Carnauba Wax, Canola Oil, Lecithin from Soybeans, Water, Rosemary Extract. CONTAINS SOY. |
| Bubblegum | Corn Syrup, Sugar, Gelatin, Citric Acid, Sorbitol, Natural & Artificial Flavors, FD&C Red #40, Alcohol, Propylene Glycol, Vegetable Oil, Carnauba Wax, Canola Oil, Lecithin from Soybeans, Water, Rosemary Extract. CONTAINS SOY. |
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