Tiny Hands: A hilarious pair of itty bitty hands.

Tiny Hands

Hilarious pair of itty bitty hands.

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There isn’t anything particularly funny about a person’s hands. Unless, of course, they’re about five times too small for their body. Make your friends laugh with creepy and hilarious Tiny Hands.

The set includes one right and one left miniature mitt so you can make a silly salute, give a hilarious high-five, and maybe even pop some bubbles on the Lawrence Welk show.

Just pop on a long sleeve shirt and grip the ball handles with the hands your mama gave you to make the switcheroo. Now it’s time to find a partner and play a ridiculous game of pattycake.

Features & specs

  • 6.25” long (4.25” hand + 2” handle)
  • 1 x right hand, 1 x left hand per set
  • Material: Plastic
  • 100% awesomely creepy

A salute to hilarity

There’s something strangely funny about disproportionate body parts be they shrunken heads or clown feet. Now you can replace your normal, boring palms and fingers with funny little phalanges—Tiny Hands!

High fives, handshakes, clapping, the Macarena... they’re all infinitely more enjoyable with Tiny Hands.

Strike a pose using the silly Tiny Hands
I gotta hand it to you, that was funny.

Curiously creepy

What makes the Tiny Hands so creepy and funny? Well, it might be the fact that your normal hands disappear into your sleeves when you grip the two-inch handles. Or it might be the miniature four-inch hands attached to them. But really, it’s probably a perfect combination of both.

4.25 inch hands with 2 inch handles
Get your hands on these hands!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Can I use these with short sleeves?

Answer: You can, but long sleeves really complete the illusion.

Question: Are there any other skin tones available?

Answer: Currently there is only one skin tone; it’s roughly in the Pantone 475 range.

Question: Can you catch a ball, paint a picture, play Giant Jenga, or pick up a playing card with Tiny Hands?

Answer: I think the video below will answer that question!

The Tiny Hands Challenge!

Sorry! We're sold out until November 21.


More stock arriving on November 21, 2020.

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