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Liquid Ass

Foul-smelling putricant will clear any room.

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Overview

When your prank skirmish escalates to a prank war, reach for a bottle of Liquid Ass.

Its pungent odor will turn any territory into no-man's land for about half an hour. Each pump aerosol unit emits a spray featuring the stench of the most horrifying and dreadful human waste imaginable. A meager whiff is powerful enough to stop you dead in your tracks.

The stench of Liquid Ass is most aptly compared to that of the essence of a mayonnaise factory waste room where someone dipped bone char into crude oil and let a cat fart on it.

Liquid Ass smells so horrific it's hard to believe it's non-toxic. Made in the USA!

Features & specs

  • Contains 1 oz (30mL)
  • Horrific smell
  • Worse than you can imagine
  • Made in the USA
  • Non-flammable
  • Non-toxic

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The vile stench of human waste material... in pump form!

Get your prank on with Liquid Ass. This pump aerosol emits a mist featuring the most concentrated form of disgusting, repulsive, and downright sickening stench your nose has ever laid nostril upon.

Yes, it's really that bad. Please note that Liquid Ass doesn't just smell "bad". Rather, it faithfully captures the aroma of the most deplorable human excrement. Yay for accuracy!

Liquid Ass smells like the inside of a well-used septic tank.
The essence of human foulness has been bottled for your pranking pleasure.

Clears the room almost immediately

Because it's so powerful, Liquid Ass must be used with discretion. It can take up to thirty minutes for the smell to dissipate (depending on the size of the room).

Obviously, when used for pranking purposes, we recommend using it in a small room with poor ventilation. Nasty!

Liquid Ass renders a room unusable for up to 30 minutes.
Each spritz of Liquid-A should be a calculated and thoughtful action.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Seriously, how bad does it smell?

Answer: Like someone pooped directly into your nose... and they were suffering from diarrhea.

Question: Will it make you sick?

Answer: If your target has an exceptionally weak stomach, we suppose it's possible. The most common reaction, however, is, "O-M-Geezy, I think I just stepped inside someone's bowels. I need to run away from this location as fast as humanly possible.*"

*Frankly, it's usually just an expletive-filled rant. We've "translated" the cursing for a more family-friendly website.

Question: What are the best ways to prank someone with it?

Answer: Simply having your mark experience Liquid Ass is worth the cost of admission. The tighter the space, the lower the ventilation, and the more Liquid-A used, the better the reaction!

We've fantasized about spraying it on someone's pillow, the outside of their coffee cup, the middle of a stack of papers in their office, the handset of their work phone, the handle of their toothbrush — the list could go on for weeks. Liquid-A is for fun pranks. Now buy, buy, buy, and go forth and prank, prank, prank!

 

Question: Can Poo-Pourri counteract the stench?

Answer: No. Only time and ventilation weaken Liquid-A's potency.

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