Sheet Storm TP Blaster: Shoot rapid-fire spitballs of toilet paper!
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Sheet Storm TP Blaster

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Shoot rapid-fire spitballs of toilet paper!

Sheet Storm TP Blaster
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Get tactical with your goofing off and arm yourself with Sheet Storm TP Blaster!

This bathroom blaster uses fresh toilet paper and clean water to create sanitary spitballs that are just as effective and fun as ones improvised in the classroom. The shooter’s mechanism automatically pulls the perfect amount of TP from the spool (toilet paper roll) and moistens it from the water reservoir (‘cause that would take a lot of saliva). The result is every detention-dweller’s dream: a perfect spitball that sticks to your target with a satisfying splat.

The rapid-fire rifle releases a fresh shot with each pump of the handle so you can douse your target in seconds. One ordinary roll of toilet paper gives you over 350 spitballs... which should be more than enough to declare yourself king of the class clowns.

Features & specs

  • A pump-action toy gun that shoots spitballs of toilet paper
  • Shoots up to 50 feet
  • 350+ rounds with each roll of toilet paper
  • Uses standard toilet paper and water reservoir (no saliva required)
  • Approx. dimensions: 32” x 8” x 11.5” (81.3 cm x 20.3 cm x 29.2 cm)
  • Leaking during operation is normal and expected (It's just water!)
  • Includes barrel jam tool
  • Toilet paper not included
  • Manufacturer recommends 2-ply
  • Easy clean-up; no skid marks!

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