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Decoy Can Safes

Decoy containers cleverly disguised as popular canned goods.

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Overview

Sometimes the best security is to escape notice in the first place. Decoy Can Safes hide your valuables under the guise of everyday pantry staples, allowing you secret access through the removable trap door on the bottom of the clandestine container.

These remarkable replicas will fool any thief, thanks to their authentic labels and true-to-size dimensions. The hollow cans offer plenty of space inside to stash your cash, jewelry, or other small prized possessions.

Keep a Decoy Can Safe at home in case of break-in and make sure to have an extra one for other places like work or the dorm. Available in Spam and Campbell’s soup cans.

Features & specs

  • Empty food cans with removable plastic bottoms
  • Available in two styles: Campbell’s chicken noodle soup and Spam
  • Approx. dimensions (Campbell’s): 4” x 2.5” (10.16 cm x 6.35 cm)
  • Approx. dimensions (Spam): 3.25” x 4” x 2.25” (8.26 cm x 10.16 cm x 5.72 cm)
  • Officially licensed with authentic label
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Hungry for security

There are a lot of places you can keep a safe: behind a painting, on the other side of a rotating bookcase, or in the middle of a laser grid. But how about right on the counter in broad daylight? Decoy Can Safes substitute high-tech and hefty for clever and compact.

The design takes advantage of the main deterrent for thieves: time. During a crime, burglars need to move as quickly as possible to avoid being caught. Without time to inspect each mundane item, a well-designed decoy can be just as effective as a state-of-the-art security system. After all, they can’t steal what they can’t find.

Turn your pantry into a vault.

Soup’d up security

Decoy Can Safes complete their convincing illusion with meticulous attention to detail down to the exact dimensions of their namesake cans.

The officially-licensed labels on those cans aren’t just imitations of the famous Campbell’s and Spam designs; they’re the exact same ones. So unless your would-be-burglar decides to fix themselves dinner, they won’t know that your valuables are right under their nose.

Discreet security
Shroud your money in normalcy.

A vault in a can

If you need somewhere to store your priceless art collection, invest in a vault. If you need somewhere to stash your emergency cash, jewelry, and other small valuables, get a Can Safe.

These stealth containers are a practical way to hide your precious possessions. They’re much less obvious than a nightstand drawer and less messy than digging a hole in your backyard.

Hide valuables in plain sight
It has valuable storage space.

Dual disguises

Decoy Can Safes are available in both Spam and Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup. The two styles provide slightly different shapes of storage inside the empty cans. Both disguises camouflage perfectly into your kitchen so as to be indistinguishable from your real food. The boring exterior provides great security; it’s like enrolling your valuables in the witness protection program.

Can safes available in two styles
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Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How are these different from Hyper-Realistic Can Safes?

Answer: Both products use the same concept to hide your valuables. The main difference is that Decoy Can Safes have a plastic bottom while Hyper-Realistic Can Safes have a metal bottom.

Question: How are the trap doors attached?

Answer: The Campbell’s style has a screw-on bottom. The Spam style has a latch-on door.

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