Q: I have a teen dcuk without a name tag. Is it possible to purchase just a name tag?
A: We are unfortunately sold out of name tags and will not be replenishing our stock.
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Q: I've been wondering if you are ever going to get any more sniffing ducks. I REALLY want one Thanks
A: Unfortunately, the "bent over" style of DCUKs was discontinued by the manufacturer so we are unable to get more.
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Q: Do you ever get tired of answering silly questions such as - What if my duck keeps me up at night quacking - like my mallards do?
A: Of course not. We cherish each and every opportunity that we get to interact with our current and future customers. That said, if your duck is keeping you up at night, we recommend that you purchase our Ambient Sleep DVD to drown out the sounds and put you in a restful state of mind.
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Q: What species of wood are these lovely dcuks made from?
A: These lovely DCUKs are made from bamboo.
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Q: Is there a way I can get a name tag for my Oliver? I recently moved and long story short my duck had a name tag now he doesn't...
A: Unfortunately our stock of name tags has run out and we will not be replenishing it. But this is an easy DIY project! Just pick up a small piece of wood, a permanent marker, and some raffia from a craft store. Write your DCUK's name on the wood, drill a hole in it, and use the raffia to tie it around your DCUK's neck.
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Q: You spelt ducks wrong. Are these going to fool birds into real ducks so we can take videos and laugh?
A: These aren't just ducks, they're DCUKs. And they might fool a real duck, but we haven't tried it. If you happen to get footage of a real duck interacting with a DCUK, please feel free to send it our way.
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Q: Hi, Do you know when more of the adult and duckling bent over models will be available again? Also, may the customer request their own names for the ducks? Thanks in advance for your help.
A: We don't have a definite time frame right now when we'll have more bent over models. For specific names, you can order a blank name tag and write in whatever names you'd like.
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Q: What if i'm a panda bear, though? do i get free stock of DCUKs?
A: Sorry, no. Even pandas have to pay for their DCUKs.
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Q: what happend to the righteous dcuk the coy dcuk and the sniffing dcuk?
A: Unfortunately, the DCUKs have been discontinued by the manufacturer and we currently only have Adult DCUKs with Head Straight in stock.
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Q: Please, any update on when the bent over model will be available again? I want to get a set of three and one of them will be the bent over model.
A: Unfortunately, the bent over DCUK Bamboo Ducks have been discontinued. We are no longer able to stock this style. We're bummed, too!
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Q: On your website it says there is three different sizes, and ten different styles, however i can only chose the adult head straight.... can't i order different sizes and styles or is this one it?
A: We apologize for the confusion. The DCUKs have been discontinued and we are slowly depleting our stock. The Adult with Straight Head is the only model that we have left.
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Q: Do dcuks also suffice as an alternate food source?
A: Nope, unless you are a panda bear.
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Q: I live in northern CA and have seen them in red, green, blue, and black. Do you have any of these colors?
A: No. We only carry the natural color of DCUKs.
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Q: We own six dcuks. Is their any recommendation on how to perserve these dcuks? Do we need to apply any type of perservative in order to maintain its luster?
A: DCUKs are made of two different materials, both of which can be periodically treated to maintain their attractiveness. The feet and heads are made of teak, and the bodies are made from bamboo. For the teak part of your DCUKs, you can use "teak oil", which is generally available in hardware stores and many boating stores. Bamboo can be treated with a high grade mineral oil or raw linseed oil. If you prefer, you can actually use linseed oil on both (as teak oil is typically made from either linseed oil or tung oil with some added resins).
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Q: If my DCUK runs away, can I have my money back?
A: If you can provide videotaped evidence of a DCUK running away, by all means, email it to us. Such video would be as awesome as watching a dog walk on its hind legs.
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Q: hi do you know where to buy dcuk ducks not on the internet
A: While we're sure that there are brick and mortar stores that carry DCUKs wooden ducks, we don't happen to know of any.
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