The Outline Vase looks cool.

That's why you should buy it. And don't feel ashamed or strange about that. How many things have you bought in your lifetime just because they looked cool? Probably too many. And if you went back and looked at some of that stuff, you'd probably want to burn them. Hot pink leg warmers, I'm looking in your direction. However, the Outline Vase is as timeless as the shape of the vase itself. So, grab the credit card and start buying!

The Outline Vase adds a lovely, airy quality to any decor.

Now you can use all of those fancy French sayings!

The Outline Vase allows you to "French-drop" (no, that isn't a euphemism for surrender) all of your favorite French sayings. For instance:

• "My Outline Vase adds a...je ne sais quois...to my living room."
• After little Johnny throws the Outline Vase against the wall and it breaks, you respond, "C'est la vie". Little Johnny's mother then gives you carte blanche to smack little Johnny.
• When your friend asks you where you bought the Outline Vase, you can respond, "I found the Outline Vase at the crème de la crème of websites, Vat19.com"
• It may be a bit of a faux pas for us to so blatantly promote our website in this little fantasy conversation about our products. Oh well! C'est la vie.
• You may feel a joie de vivre when looking at your Outline Vase.
• You may even consider the Outline Vase to be the pièce de résistance of your vase collection.
• At this point, you may be thinking, "Stop with the French! S'il vous plait!"
• Zut alors! Sacré bleu! We went too far with the French. We thought this web page was our tour de force, but please accept our apology.

$48.95