Monster Margarita Glass
Our giant margarita glass will make your party a fiesta!
Other places may sell a large margarita glass, a jumbo margarita glass, or even a giant margarita glass. But there's only one Monster Margarita Glass. And it holds a quarter-gallon of delicious refreshment. It also makes you the life of the fiesta. Who doesn't want to hang out with the guy or gal that rocks a monstrously large margarita glass? Exactly. So buy one. Or twelve.
Features & specs
- 8" tall x 7.5" diameter (at widest point)
- Holds 33 ounces of deliciousness
- Makes any drink taste better
- Glass (not plastic)
Monstrously large margarita glass
Your standard issue margarita glass is probably going to hold 12 ounces. A "large" margarita glass may hold 16 or 18 ounces. When you're ready to hit the big leagues and take off your training wheels, you grab a Monster Margarita Glass. It holds 33 ounces.
The picture below illustrates the difference between the monstrously large margarita glass and a standard (baby) margarita glass. As clearly demonstrated, the Monster Margarita Glass is for big boys who are going to do some drankin' at their next fiesta. The standard margarita glass is for men who like to wear women's panties. Hey, sometimes the truth stings.
Because I have this giant margarita glass, I am better than you.
Vat19, why art thoust being so mean? We're not being mean. We're keeping it real. Real big. With our huge margarita glass. The Monster Margarita Glass holds a quarter of a gallon of delicious refreshment. Your current margarita glass probably couldn't hold the spillover from my margarita glass as I slosh around the party. But, hey, we're not mad at ya. That's why we're not keeping all of these gorgeously large margarita glasses to ourselves. You too can enjoy the awesomeness of the Monster Margarita Glass. Just order one (hint, hint).
It's Cinco de Mayo somewhere!
In this universe, it may be #monthasstring(month(now()))# #day(now())#, but in at least one of the infinite number of parallel universes that exist due to the invention of the flux capacitor, it's Cinco de Mayo. So, buy yourself a few of these Monster Margarita Glasses and cel-e-brate!
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